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Dear American Center

Listen up, BOTH of you!

Thanks for putting up with the rest of us.

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Old 11-05-2004, 01:19 PM
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Well I can put up with the Lefties, but those damn "Centrarians" are on my last freaking nerve.

Screw 'em! Maybe that's where we could get some unity, some common purpose going with the Left -- we could join forces and squash these unopinionated live-and-let-live pansies like the bugs they are!

Who's with me!?!

{jogs from the room, hands high, screaming "YEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH"}

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Old 11-05-2004, 01:25 PM
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Who's with me!?!

{jogs from the room, hands high, screaming "YEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH"}

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Flashback to Animal House ( John Belushi )
.... was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor ????
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Thanks, Don -- that's exactly what I was trying to describe!

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[Voice of Stork]

"Well what the hell we sposta do you Mo-ron?"

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Old 11-05-2004, 01:42 PM
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Well I can put up with the Lefties, but those damn "Centrarians" are on my last freaking nerve.



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I guess we told you to take that editing class from Readers Digest one too many times....Oh well .....
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O great Tabdula, Exalted one.

Thank you for assisting us in making sure our "Candidate" retained office. From the day we created him in the lab, I was confident that he would last longer than the other prototypes.

You will receive an extra ration of SOYLENT GREEN for your assistance.
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I just threw up my lunch. I cannot believe it's true. How do you know and does anyone else know? and why am I still at work?
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this thread ...is brought to you by Soylent red and Soylent yellow, high energy vegetable concentrates, and new, delicious, Soylent green. The miracle food of high-energy plankton gathered from the oceans of the world.
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Sounds just like the buffets I go to....
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Dear American Center

I've spent a lot of time trying to break through your crunchy, uncomfortable granola and communion wafer shell, and after all this waiting, your chewy creaminess is lovely. I promise not to chew you up and spit you out.
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I like the White Stuff, baby/In the middle of an Oreo...
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Just how creamy is it....enquiring minds want to know...
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Seems like it's made of half and half, not heavy cream. Nice texture, kind of malleable, or was that word gullible? I forget.
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somehow with all this creamy talk...I woulda thought the center your talking about is pink or sumthin....
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somehow with all this creamy talk...I woulda thought the center your talking about is pink or sumthin....
Well of course _you_ would have thought that, but it isn't.
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Ahh! The Prurient Interest enters the thread and takes a chair!
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Ahh! The Prurient Interest enters the thread and takes a chair!
A nice director's chair with its name stencilled on the back?

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Where did you get that? That is hilarious.

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