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SteveStromberg 05-31-2005 11:05 AM

Guess who these guys are.
 
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spousal abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

19 have been accused of writing bad checks

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

nostatic 05-31-2005 11:06 AM

congress?

hardflex 05-31-2005 11:15 AM

The Bush 2004 re-election comittee?

kmhemi 05-31-2005 11:25 AM

Microsoft ?????

Burnin' oil 05-31-2005 11:29 AM

Nat'l Org. of Women?

cowtown 05-31-2005 11:29 AM

The staff of NewsWeek?

bryanthompson 05-31-2005 11:30 AM

The UN?

bryanthompson 05-31-2005 11:31 AM

oh wait... I'm probably wrong, since you didn't mention anything about parking tickets.

Jared at Pelican Parts 05-31-2005 11:33 AM

Knowing Steve, it's probably something like Greenpeace

BlueSkyJaunte 05-31-2005 11:34 AM

The staff of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition?

Burnin' oil 05-31-2005 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jared Fenton
Knowing Steve, it's probably something like Greenpeace
Along those same lines, I would guess the DNC.

bryanthompson 05-31-2005 11:41 AM

Found it: Congress

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/congress.htm

stevepaa 05-31-2005 12:09 PM

and the answer is no real organization at all. Made up statistics without factual basis.

thanks Bryan for revealing truth.

This stuff may have come from the same org that said Clinton let Atta go free once.

COLDBASS 05-31-2005 03:12 PM

R Gruppe? Tabs Fan Club? Illegal Space Aliens from Mars (ISAM)?

nostatic 05-31-2005 04:06 PM

what do I win?

dd74 05-31-2005 04:07 PM

The entire cast from "The Wild Bunch." Which is congress.

bryanthompson 05-31-2005 04:10 PM

dd, they would also accept "Ted Kennedy" and "White House Press Core"

dd74 05-31-2005 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bryanthompson
dd, they would also accept "Ted Kennedy" and "White House Press Core"
That's cool. I can't stand Ted Kennedy or the ass-kissing white house press "corp" (not "core"). Though they gave GW a working over today about N. Korea. I haven't heard him stammer like that in a long time.

Zeke 05-31-2005 06:21 PM

That list would be somewhat accurate for the Long Beach City employees. I believe there are nearly 10,000.

flyenby 05-31-2005 06:33 PM

I see planning and building are well represenred.................


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