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YOU ARE WHAT YOU DRIVE
Found this somewhere. It is great.
YOU ARE WHAT YOU DRIVE Acura Integra: I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars Acura Legend: I’m too bland for German cars Acura NSX: I’m an impotent dentist Audi TT: What is the newest trend? Aston Martin: I’m not stuck up, I’m just not interested in talking to people that have no money BMW Z3: Hopefully someone will think it’s a Porsche BMW 318: Hopefully someone will think I’m rich BMW 540: I drive like Andretti when my family isn’t in the car Buick Park Avenue: I’m older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac Eldorado: I was a Mary Kay salesman Cadillac Seville: I'm a pimp Chevrolet Camaro: I'm out on parole Chevrolet Corvette: I'm in mid-life crisis Dodge Dart: I teach third grade and I voted for Eisenhower Dodge Viper: Ex-hick with money and a very small penis Ferrari 355: I have an extremely small penis Ford Mustang: I slow down to 80mph in school zones Ford Crown Victoria: I enjoy looking like a traffic cop, I get people to slow down Ford Taurus: I like driving rental/company cars Geo Storm: I'm in the 11th grade Geo Tracker: I'm in the 12th grade Honda Civic: I just graduated and have no credit and a bad driving record Honda Civic SI: Stickers make me go faster Honda CRX: I just graduated and have no credit and a bad driving record and I have no money Honda DelSol: I firmly believe that the more money I put into it, the faster it goes - even in a chick car Honda Accord: I have no originality Honda S2000: The riceboy grew up and got a job Infiniti Q45: I’m a physician with too many malpractice suits pending against me to afford a Mercedes Jaguar XJ6: I’m so rich I don¡¦t give a damn what JD Powers says Jaguar XK8: I’m okay with a penis-shaped car Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Lamborghini Countach: Appearances are everything Lamborghini Diablo: I will cry if I’m not the best at everything Lincoln Town Car: I live for bingo Lotus Esprit: I have a small penis AND I’m too good for those mainstream Ferraris Mercedes SLK: As long as I LOOK fast and rich… Mercedes 500SL: Don’t even think of asking me for an autograph Mercury Cougar: It’s not rice if it’s American, right? Mazda Miata: I have no fear of being decapitated by an 18-wheeler MGB: I have a big garage and lots of tools Nissan 300ZX: I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Nissan Maxima: Looks aren’t everything Nissan Altima: I just want to blend in Olds Cutlass: I just stole this car Plymouth Neon: I've got 800 watts. Top that Honda dudes. Pontiac Fiero: I have no fear of death Pontiac Trans Am: I have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 911: I’m way too good for any car that is conventional in any way Porsche 914: Good cars don’t need to look good Porsche 924: I’m gullible enough to think that if it has a Porsche badge, it must be fast Porsche 928: I’m a drug dealer Porsche 944: I can’t afford to pay my taxes, but I’m too good for everything except a Porsche Porsche Boxster: My divorce is almost final Saturn SC2: Look, my dad bought me a sports car Toyota Camry: I am still in the closet Toyota MR2 Spyder: I try to lay college freshmen who think it’s a Boxster Volkswagen New Beetle: I used to be a hippie, now I’m a Regan-era yuppie Volkswagen Cabriolet: I am out of the closet Volkswagen Golf GTI: I hate riceboys, but that doesn’t stop me from being just like them Volkswagen Bus: I am tripping right now Volvo 740 Wagon: I’m afraid of my wife |
Already in the off-topic posts. seen this one within the past month on Pelican
re-read above post, its a compilation of the earlyer post and all the addidtions. ------------------ Ted Stringer nuke3@juno.com '84 911 Targa aka pocketrocket [This message has been edited by Ted Stringer (edited 07-17-2001).] |
hey! I drove a Ferrari 355 but i'm not tiny!
But hey I don't mind getting some spare cash through substances if I wanna drive a 928 http://www.pelicanparts.com/ultimate/biggrin.gif jk muahhahaha the Honda Civic Si one is all too true.. http://eurospecporsche944.homestead.com/files/sig2.jpg ------------------ Porsche. Es gibt keinen Ersatz. |
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Toyota MR Spyder: i try to lay college freshman of THE SAME SEX who think it's a boxster http://www.pelicanparts.com/ultimate/wink.gif obin |
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I wish I were an impotent dentist.
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If you are what you drive I have a multiple personality disorder. On any given I can Be seen driving:
2017 Chevy Volt 2016 Toyota Tundra 1947 Dodge pickup 1965 Volkswagen Beetle 1956 Porsche Speedster |
When people see me in the Unimog, the think "He must be compensating for something" - what do they think when they see me in the Isetta?
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As a 914 owner, they are spot on.
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I go from one extreme to the other - Porsche 911 to Toyota Corolla.
I guess that makes me a swinger.. |
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my car was barely born..... lexus is300.....
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To follow on with the Split movie multiple personality gag...... http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1599574785.jpg http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1599574814.jpg |
There was a picture of this somewhere, but I couldn't find it:
Cayman - I wanted a Porsche but couldn't afford a 911. 911 - I wanted a Ferrari but couldn't afford it. Macan - I wanted a Porsche but the wife wanted an SUV. Cayenne - I wanted a Porsche but I have a small penis. Taycan - I wanted a Porsche but the wife wanted a Tesla. Something like that... |
Acura Integra: I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
I don't get it-- A Buick and an Integra would be complete opposites. Integras handle great but lacked power as a FWD sporty coupe. Buicks were floaty RWD and FWD pieces of garbage that had plush (velvet) interiors. Buicks are driven by geriatrics; Integras by younger dudes. I have no stake in the game having never owned a Buick or an Integra. |
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so what bout a 13 year old Cayman?
what stereotype should I conform to? edit.. just saw 2 posts before. Dissagree.. I wanted a Cayman, cause i like the 2 seater more.. and it's closer to an early 911 then a current 911 is |
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