Virtual girlfriend
 

Now we're getting somewhere...

http://www.rock1053.com/pages/virtualgirlfriend/virtual_girlfriend.swf

Holly stars.........................:)

OMG

HAHAHAHA

lets see... we've got (may be some duplication):
lick
eat (also suck)
dance
beer
pussy (cat)
shake (or jiggle)
strip
fondle your boobs
exercise (or jump)
bra (or show your nipples)
kiss
play with your hair
tease
take off shirt
take off pants
sex
girlfriend
marry me

Caveat on this last item: she appears to be totally unacquainted with the rudiments of cooking, cleaning etc so she is definitely not wife material. And the mere suggestion that she "get a job" or "go to school" is not very gracefully received.

Who else has too much time on their hands? Anything I haven't spotted?

bend over...
blow me (she didn't like that one)
touch toes
spank

There could be more, but there is a small child running around the office at the moment.

"Cook dinner" got the same look I get from my dog when I ask him to do my taxes.

Iron my shirt had little effect.

Get me a beer worked !!!

Aurel

Crawl

Thong

How about that one?

http://rock1053.com/pages/virtualstripper/index384.html

Aurel

my two cents (CDN)

SPLITS and doggie style

Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary Louise to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe Bob, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.

When Joe Bob was finished, Mary Louise asked how much for the teapot. Joe Bob replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"

"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary Louise exclaimed.

Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy, and Joe Bob went to the back room to find it. From the back room Joe Bob yelled, "Mary Louise, you wanna screw for that hinge?"

Mary Louise replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."

:eek: :D :eek:

it was better than "bump"

type in "kill yourself"

... same reaction as "get a job" and "go to school". A right nasty tempered wench...