off to OZ
 

Off to OZ
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Four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado,
and off they whirled to OZ.

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They finally make it to the
Emerald City and came before the Great Wizard.

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"What brings you before the great wizard of Oz?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:" I've come for some
courage."
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"No problem!" says the Wizard. "Who is next?"

Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well........., I.......I
think I need a brain."

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"Done," says the Wizard. "Who comes next before the great
and powerful Oz?"

Up stepped George Bush sadly and said, "I'm told by the
American people that I need a heart."
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"I've heard it's true!" says the Wizard. "Consider it done."

There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just
standing there, looking around, but doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "What do you want?"


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Now THAT'S funny!

rjp

EDIT: POST 2K!

Now that's Billy Bob for ya. :)

From Arkansas to the White House. Things don't change.
The UN may get him next.
God save the Queen.
Or at least hide her for a while!