BBQ Etiquette
 

BBQ Etiquette

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When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into
motion:

Routine...

1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the
necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging
beside the grill - beer in hand

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL, WHILE NOT PUTTING DOWN HIS BEER.

More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her
and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN, MAKING SURE
THE BEER JUST DELIVERED FROM THE WOMAN HAS IT'S BOTTLE CAP OFF.


More routine......

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and
brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. He
raises his beer to everyone, acknowledging his hard work.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing
her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

OHHH how fking cutesey this Thread is!

Byron's husband made him write it! ;)

Sad but true... :D

What's your point?

Men get all the glory and Women do all of the work... That is what is sad but true...

Why do you ask Mark?

:D :D :D :p

Sounds like a 60's sitcom to me.

And if it's really her night, she might even get laid.

oh lucky us... :D

When I grill I enjoy the entire process.
Going to the best butcher shop.
Selected the best cut, rub and wine.
Grabbing some fresh Veggies, maybe some rosemary bread sticks and artichoke dip.
Prepare the cut, grill it and serve.
She offers to do most the clean up.;)

The best part about that picture is that that woman appears to be proud of spending over $200K for her education. What an idiot.

College: $80,000
Law School: $124,000
Finding out you can't get a job that pays more than $85,000 a year....Priceless.

Bingo! Guess thats one reason why I usually do not have any shortage of ladies wanting to come over when I BBQ! The ladies may do the salad but thats about it, I do the rest, and enjoy doing it.

We have a cookout every month or two (when I am in town) and usually have 8-10 friends over. Good time to enjoy the company. Water in the pool is getting warm so its time to get the Margarita machine warmed up! :)