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carnutzzz 06-28-2006 11:00 AM

5-22 lbs. of compacted feces in your intestines?
 
I was up late watching an informercial for some reason. The product was herbs or something which clean out your intestines.

According to the marketer, the FDA has stated that by the age of 45, you can have from 5-22 lbs of compacted fecal matter lodged along the walls of your intestines.

I don't really believe this. Are there any doctors reading this that can verify?

bryanthompson 06-28-2006 11:00 AM

they're full of *****.

Rot 911 06-28-2006 11:02 AM

Maybe I did this morning, but as of 15 minutes ago the pipes are clean.

masraum 06-28-2006 11:07 AM

I think that you CAN/MAY, but that doesn't mean or say what percentage of people do.

If I wasn't terribly regular and I had a huge gut, then I might worry/wonder, but as long as you are going 2-4 times a day and you don't look like you are 14 months pregnant, I wouldn't worry too much.

of course I'm not a doctor, i don't have any medical training, and my opinion in this matter is probably worth about as much as a belly button full of lint.

carnutzzz 06-28-2006 11:15 AM

2-4 times a day? What do you eat?

lendaddy 06-28-2006 11:15 AM

colonblow.com

Joeaksa 06-28-2006 11:19 AM

No way. Its gone within 12 hours. Found that out the hard way a while back while overseas. Friend took me to an Indian place and we piled the red hot sauce on heavy. Jeez was it hot...

Well kids, it was just as hot coming out and you could tell when it started and ended. Body it seems was very happy to get rid of that dinner.

Two years ago did a full body scan and have the images on a DVD. Scanned it way back when and there was no way that there was anything "compacted" and just sitting there. If you are really worried about it, take some metamucil once every few days and that takes care of every worry in this area.

You really believe anything you see on an infomercial? Keep your credit cards in your pocket...

carnutzzz 06-28-2006 11:23 AM

Snopes says no as well...

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/fecalcolon.asp

I guess I'll put my slightly used home enema kit on ebay...

BGCarrera32 06-28-2006 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joeaksa
Two years ago did a full body scan and have the images on a DVD.
Gee, bet that's a fun one to pop in every now and then and watch on a Friday night.

Joeaksa 06-28-2006 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BGCarrera32
Gee, bet that's a fun one to pop in every now and then and watch on a Friday night.
Had two close friends die when each had a blood vessel burst, so for me it was life/health insurance. Better to know about any problems now and fix them than find it out the hard way...

azasadny 06-28-2006 11:26 AM

Ridiculous! This is one of the oldest medical BS stories out there. Apparently, people have been convinced that the colon is the source of all their misery since ancient times. Colonic "cleansing", purging, etc.. have been a large part of patent "medicines" and fraud for a long time, almost as long as the "power of magnetic bracelets and foor pads"... Don't get me started!

artplumber 06-28-2006 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joeaksa
No way. Its gone within 12 hours. Found that out the hard way a while back while overseas. Friend took me to an Indian place and we piled the red hot sauce on heavy. Jeez was it hot...

Well kids, it was just as hot coming out and you could tell when it started and ended. Body it seems was very happy to get rid of that dinner.

Joe, couldn't help but smile. That's how all good hot food is... burns coming and going. Indian and Thai the hottest cuisines.

Next time eat some more yogurt or milk (if you can).

Actually, for those interested, you can still poop even if you don't eat. What? Mostly bacteria, sloughed mucosa etc. This doesn't mean that there is 10# of cr@p sitting around, just that you have stuff that is constantly produced and needs to be gotten rid of.

mschuep 06-28-2006 12:02 PM

If I don't get my greens for a while, then I eat a real big leafy salad, there isn't anything left in me after about 6 hours. Trust me, Nothing. Seriously, ruffage(sp?) is my colonic

Mr Beau 06-28-2006 12:24 PM

I've heard that there's a difference in, er, 'evacuation efficiency' between cultures who sit vs squat. Apparantly squatting is better for getting rid of the last little bit that could be hanging around. Any truth to this??

red-beard 06-28-2006 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joeaksa
No way. Its gone within 12 hours. Found that out the hard way a while back while overseas. Friend took me to an Indian place and we piled the red hot sauce on heavy. Jeez was it hot...

Well kids, it was just as hot coming out and you could tell when it started and ended. Body it seems was very happy to get rid of that dinner.

Vasaline

but you don't eat it....

really, it helps....

bryanthompson 06-28-2006 12:34 PM

this is the *****tiest thread of all time.

Drago 06-28-2006 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by red-beard
Vasaline

but you don't eat it....

really, it helps....

....and you can rub the leftovers on your Fuchs! :)

Jared at Pelican Parts 06-28-2006 12:44 PM

couple bowls of McCann's Irish oatmeal every now and then is all you need.

If you are in serious need, get a colonic

bigchillcar 06-28-2006 01:43 PM

no *****?

nostatic 06-28-2006 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by artplumber
Joe, couldn't help but smile. That's how all good hot food is... burns coming and going. Indian and Thai the hottest cuisines.

you ever had real sichuan food? I've never experienced anything like what I had in Shanghai...and I grew up eating jalapenos, etc.


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