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Having a "special place" to hold your putter... Priceless!

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Where did you find that, that truly is priceless.

With all the restrictions they place on the guys on the PGA Tour, they need to have some rules for the women. Who dresses these bimbos. That pic is really the crowning blow. Most of these women, usually the ones who can least afford it dress like circus clowns. It wouldn't hurt if some of them would go to the salad bar once in a while as well.

At least she is not known for using a belly putter:eek:

New driver, batteries included!

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Originally posted by widgeon13
It wouldn't hurt if some of them would go to the salad bar once in a while as well.

At least she is not known for using a belly putter:eek:

haha that's funny. at last there is a noticeable difference between golf and a real sport ;)

you want skirts, legs, and fit bodies?-- there's always women's tennis :D

is that a "hole in one" or "one in a hole" ?

:)

we had a team event @ work
manager is into golf, so we went to a "golf clinic"
or so they called it

either way , i wasn't in the mood for it (i had done some driving ranges when i was 10 , found it boring then), but played along anyway

now this girl, who is i think a pro player , or wanna be, but twotiming as a golf teacher...

she comes up with this teaching for noobs angle , couple of dry jokes, yaddiyaddi

then makes a statement of how much chance of hitting the hole is , when putting... for pro's in the top league she says :

something like 70% 3feet
50% at 6feet
20% at 9 feet

or something like that, don't quote me on those numbers
anyway , something like above

seriously , if you call that "pro" , "top leageue"

and the top players in this game , only have a 50/50 chance if potting a hole from 2meters away ,sheeesh , if you wanna predict the winner over 18 holes , i think you get better odds playing black jack @ a casino....

either way, it spawned the unavoidable smartass remark to my manager, about makign it more exiting by combining golf with our previous team event, clay pigeon shooting.... aka golf ball shooting or something like that...at least you get the smell of gunpowder on that one, and loud bangs...ball-stick-hole seriously doesn't do it for me