Spray on condom
 

made me laugh

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/oukoe_uk_germany_condom

Hmmm... Will be fun to see this one...

BERLIN (Reuters) - German sex educators plan to launch a spray-on condom tailor-made for all sizes.

Jan Vinzenz Krause from the Institute for Condom Consultancy, a Singen-based practice that offers advice on condom use, told Reuters on Thursday the product aimed to help people enjoy better and safer sex lives.

"We're trying to develop the perfect condom for men that's suited to every size of penis," he said. "We're very serious."

Krause's team (spraykondom.de) is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom.

"It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."

Krause said the plan is to make the product ready for use in about five seconds. He said it would function more effectively as a contraceptive because it would fit better and not slip.

However, before the new condom can be sold in shops, the firm must ensure that the latex is evenly spread when sprayed, as well as optimise the vulcanisation process.

Krause hopes the high tech condom, which will be available in different strengths and colours, will on the market by 2008.

He said the spray can would likely cost some 20 euros (14 pounds) as a one-off purchase. The latex cartridges -- sufficient for up to 20 applications -- would cost roughly 10 euros, he said.

Krause said he had hit upon the idea when considering the difficulties some people faced using condoms, and drew inspiration from spray-on plasters now used in medicine.

Sure, that's convenient! Instead of carrying a discrete package of condoms in a pocket, you carry a spray can! Brilliant!

So, who's gonna be the one to stick their dick into a pressurized can... nevermind, I think I've got an image. Excuse me while I go wash out my eyes.

Les

It'll be hilarious the first time someone grabs the wrong spray can fumbling around in the dark and ends up spraying their tallywacker with deodorant, paint, hair spray, shaving cream, brake cleaner, WD-40, aircraft stripper or automotive undercoating by accident.

Gonna' make for some great E.R. stories. Can't wait.

well if they make the interior of the can anatomically correct ... it could be alot of fun

I can see that now - girl looks over after getting all steamy during foreplay only to see guy f*cking a metal can. Understandably gets annoyed, storms out in anger. . .

Hey, its gotta be better than the idiot who was caught having sex with a dead deer by the side of the road recently...

now all we need is a "spray on" wife.

I think my neighbour has one of those.

Who's gonna be the first to post the link to the "herculiner on the hootus" thread? ;)

Just use this stuff, and eliminate the need for spray nozzles.
http://www.plastidip.com/consumer/index.html
Gives new meaning to "long lasting protection."

Gives new meaning to "Dipping your tool."

Ha!

Willie Wonkadom.

Yeah.... Ill stick with the cheap, simple, easily hidden condom.

Is that your arosol condom in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

i imagine rattling the can like a spray can...hearing those metal balls chatter... forget about Barry White, this **** will really turn em on

Last night's "Saturday Night Live" news segment spoofed it by saying it should be much more popular than last year's "Iron-on" condom.