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the 03-30-2007 09:10 AM

That's why I think hypenated names are presumptuous, self-centered, impractical, unwieldy and not very thoughful.

notfarnow 03-30-2007 09:39 AM

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That's why I think hypenated names are presumptuous, self-centered, impractical, unwieldy and not very thoughful.
Presumptuous?
How about making assumptions about a person based on their name?

Like I said before, if having a hyphenated name is the biggest issue for my (hypothetical) children, then I will go to bed each night feeling blessed.

Based on genetics, there is a good chance that they will have heads like prize-winning pumpkins, and won't be able to throw or catch any type of ball. That's what I worry about.

Rick Lee 03-30-2007 09:46 AM

And why is it that actors and actresses all have three names?

azasadny 03-30-2007 10:21 AM

Yep!
 
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That's why I think hypenated names are presumptuous, self-centered, impractical, unwieldy and not very thoughful.
+1 here!!

azasadny 03-30-2007 10:25 AM

and assassins
 
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Originally posted by Rick Lee
And why is it that actors and actresses all have three names?
And assassins... (John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, etc...)

Porsche virgin 03-30-2007 10:28 AM

Hyphenated names are not self-centered, naming your kid after yourself is.

Skip a generation for cryin' out loud. Honor you father or mother by naming your kid after them, not yourself.

I'm so great that there needs to be another me. :rolleyes:

George Foreman has eight (?) sons with the same name. Give me a break.

My $0.02.

island911 03-30-2007 10:47 AM

Why not settle on a universal hyphenated name? . . .Like: I'm-too-important-to-just-keep-tradition-and-want-my-kids-friend-to-know-mommy-wears-the-pants-daddy-is-a-wuss
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Oh, and I tend to agree with Joe. Not because such names make someone gay. I just like offending overly sensitive people.

:D

notfarnow 03-30-2007 10:55 AM

You guys are hurting my feelings,


I'm calling my lawyer!

the 03-30-2007 10:56 AM

Is his name John Dewey-Cheatham-Anhow?

widgeon13 03-30-2007 10:59 AM

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Originally posted by Rick Lee
And why is it that actors and actresses all have three names?
Not to mention serial killers:D

tc-sacto 03-30-2007 11:46 AM

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LOL Joe, tell us... how do you really feel?

Funny thread, you guys are a hoot.

My wife didn't take my name, and the deal was if she went hyphenated I had to as well.

I said, "I'm not changing my name after 30 years, that's crazy!" She said "I agree!"

But our kids will have hyphenated names. Doesn't bother me one bit. A name is just a name. I'll be a lot more concerned with my kids' upbringing and moral character than their names.

FWIW, a guy I know took his wife's name, not even hyphenated. Whatever, he's happy and so is she.

Holly cow. What a miracle. How'd you have kids without your kahones? :D

Scott R 03-30-2007 11:51 AM

Guy I work with took his wifes name, beyond the pile of trouble it took to get it done, I hope it was worth it. We now call him "Mrs. Anderson."

notfarnow 03-30-2007 12:23 PM

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Holly cow. What a miracle. How'd you have kids without your kahones? :D
Those are hypothetical kids, so I guess I haven't proven a damn thing yet! :D :D

the 03-30-2007 12:47 PM

Sure you have. You've proven it's impossible to have kids when your kahones are in you wife's purse!

notfarnow 03-30-2007 01:22 PM

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Sure you have. You've proven it's impossible to have kids when your kahones are in you wife's purse!
I wish I had time to hack out a snappy retort, but I have to get supper ready before she gets home!

the 03-30-2007 01:49 PM

LOL.


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