Keith Richards: 'I snorted my father'
 

This beats Ozzy snorting a column of ants....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070403/ap_en_ce/people_keith_richards

"Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84."

Nothing like an old man with make-up....


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what else would you expect?

Considering the Stones, not surprised at all...

lol, my dad wants me to smoke his ashes in a big fat bowl when he goes....

Hope you are going to mix it with something...

you're a smart man. What do you think im going to smoke them with? :D

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, and I'll have mine with a lil Coke please...

wow...

I love that guy. My hero.

What a roll model...

"No matter how bad you look in the morning, you still look better then Keith Richards".

I think about that statement and laugh every AM when I'm shaving!

He is saying it was a joke.

Scott

It's still a bad joke.

That Ozzy story with snorting the ants from the popsicle stick gets better. He was touring with Motley Crue - a BAD combination. Ozzy stole a dress from some lady's bag at the hotel bar, put it on and went to take a leak on deck of the swimming pool. Then he started lapping up his own pee!!!!! Tommy and Nikki, never to be outdone, promptly did the same and started lapping up their own pee!!!!! Ozzy, not to be outdone, came over and started lapping up Tommy's and Nikki's pee!!!!! Unreal. I think that's when Tommy told Ozzy he wins.

I think the pee lapping thing did happen but I'm not sure he was wearing a dress that time.

The dress bit was in Texas. Sharon took his clothes to keep him from going out.

He put on a dress and was caught peeing on the wall of the Alamo.

Yes, the Alamo story is well known. It's Motley Crue's book. Ozzy regularly stole dresses. He is a true nut.

Hilarious. . .

IIRC, Ozzy snorted the ants in front of the Crue after exiting their jet on the runway. I wonder if Billy Carter was at the airport as well.