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Howard Agency 04-15-2007 08:35 PM

Pull out Now!
 
Time to Evaluate U.S. involvement

I believe that it is time to re-evaluate U.S. involvement: every day there are news reports of more deaths.
Why are we still there?

We see images of death and destruction on TV every night.
Why are we still there?

We took this land by force. We occupied it. It causes us nothing but trouble.
Why are we still there?

Many of our children go there but never come back.
Why are we still there?

Murderers, Rapists, Pedophiles and Thugs enjoy celebrity status.
Why are we still there?

Their government is unstable.
Why are we still there?

Many of their people are uncivilized.
Why are we still there?

Their land is subject to natural disasters and we are obliged to come to their aid.
Why are we still there?

They have more than 1000 religious sects, which we do not understand.
Why are we still there?

Their cultures, foods and diverse ways of life are unfathomable to most ordinary Americans.
Why are we still there?

They cannot secure their borders.
Why are we still there?

They are billions of dollars in debt and it will cost billions more to rebuild.
Why are we still there?

It is now quite clear! .....................

WE MUST PULL OUT OF CALIFORNIA NOW!!

Dantilla 04-15-2007 08:38 PM

Ya got me!

All the thoughts bouncing around my brain exploded in laughter when I got to the last line.

Hugh R 04-15-2007 08:47 PM

I thought this was going to be a thread about Coitus Interuptus!

the 04-15-2007 08:49 PM

It had me going until "Murderers, Rapists, Pedophiles and Thugs enjoy celebrity status."

Joeaksa 04-15-2007 08:50 PM

Jeez, and I thought it was New Orleans...

M.D. Holloway 04-15-2007 08:57 PM

PULL OUT NOW!

(Why couldn't my first wife demand that the last time we were ...)

livi 04-16-2007 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LubeMaster77
PULL OUT NOW!

(Why couldn't my first wife demand that the last time we were ...)

Fish well hooked! :D

Or should I sing: "Signed, sealed, delivered".

gr8fl4porsche 04-16-2007 07:19 AM

That's what my wife said!!

Porsche-O-Phile 04-16-2007 07:21 AM

If the U.S. government pulled the hell out of CA, I'd rejoice.

M.D. Holloway 04-16-2007 07:25 AM

Now if all the liberals would just pull out before they ... then there would n't be any lil liberals running around!

Rot 911 04-16-2007 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hugh R
I thought this was going to be a thread about Coitus Interuptus!
ROFLOL! This too was the first thought that went through my head when I saw the title!


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