Now, Kill Me, Please!
 

"However, if you want to change tracks or anything like that, you'd have to reach down to the controls located on the tongue of the shoe. Not exactly practical. To load up songs onto your "kicks", you simply attach it to your computer via USB, because yes, we all want that rancid gym sock smell right near our computers. Battery life is abysmal at a mere six hours of play per charge, and storage capacity isn't exactly that hot either, with a reported capacity to store "up to 100 songs". So, I'm guessing either 256MB or 512MB, depending on whether it supports WMA or other formats, or not.

No word on availability, but if you're willing to drop two Benjamins (the starting price is $199.99) on these for a little uniqueness, all the power to you."

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
WTF is next? An MP3 jock? Maybe the powers that be could use this as the prototype...
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(note: that's not me and sorry to hurt many eyes so early on a Monday morning)