Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts

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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Dolly Parton's breasts may be two of the wonders of the entertainment world, but the country music icon says they are a pain in her back.

Parton, 62, said on Monday she would postpone her upcoming North American tour after doctors told her to take it easy for six to eight weeks to rest her sore back.

"Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems," the folksy singer-songwriter said in a statement.

http://www.reuters.com/article/musicNews/idUSN1165292920080211

Joeaksa · 02-12-2008, 11:06 PM

Had a good friend in college. She had two very good friends herself, both 40dd. Nice girl and lots of fun but they were just too damm big.

Ran into her 4-5 years later and simply did not recognize her until she reminded me of her name. The reason for my not recognizing her was that she had about half of her titties removed. We talked for a while and she was a totally new person. Evidently she had very back back issues due to the weight of the boobs and it was just not worth it for her, thus the operation.

I have to admit that she was a hell of a lot nicer looking after the surgery and from what she said it changed her life, and about 90% of it for the good.