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A Short Love Story
A Short Love Story
A man and a woman who had never met before and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!", he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own ****** blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted.
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Very nice.
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Thanks I needed that.
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Well, he did it wrong. He needed to pull the covers over her head, hold her there THEN FART! Thats the way its done!
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Quote:
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For a minute it seemed like the story was going to become some kind of fantasy. Then it became, well, reality. Nice
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