Grills for men...REAL men!

[DARISC]

[911teo]

What a pain to keep clean... I ***** with mine that is just stainless steel and needs only a wipe...

Maybe I am not a real man....

[svandamme]

real men just burn a forest with all critters in it and then it's called a bbq-buffet

all that fancy dressup BBq equipment is just ghey

[KFC911]

A 200 mph hotdog ?

[Wickd89]

You guys win...

Time to get rid of the hibachi.....;-)

[dhoward]

It's all that sissy propane crap.
Anybody can burn meat.

[Joeaksa]

Charcoal is the only way to go...



Hasty Bake out of Tulsa makes one of the best. I grew up with one, gonna die with one...

[notfarnow]

I don't understand what's going on here, what does the engine do? I would feel dorky with one of those.

Originally Posted by DARISC

[masraum]

Looks like the engine probably actually runs. Maybe it's one helluva rotiserie.

[Palum6o]

These grills make my Weber "Q" look weak. I guess the "Q" stands for

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by Wickd89

You guys win...

Time to get rid of the hibachi.....;-)

Hey...there's not a thing wrong with a hibachi (with a few high performance mods). They're not high hp grills, but their low center of gravity sure makes 'em great trail grills, and they're all about the handling anyways

[KFC911]

Originally Posted by masraum

Looks like the engine probably actually runs. Maybe it's one helluva rotiserie.

Nascar is for wieners?

[tabs]

What pansy a$$ BBQ's...why don't thses gurly men dress up in pink while they are at it. ******s one and all. If your not usein hard wood and or hardwood charcoal to fire your Q than your a pansy as well. No self respectin real man would ever consider using anything else.

[KFC911]

I'm with you Tabs...imo, it technically isn't even 'Q if you're not using wood

[rouxroux]

Juth make sho' yo grillz fitz yo' mouf!

...just had to

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by tabs

What pansy a$$ BBQ's...why don't thses gurly men dress up in pink while they are at it. ******s one and all. If your not usein hard wood and or hardwood charcoal to fire your Q than your a pansy as well. No self respectin real man would ever consider using anything else.

That said, yer homophobeeobic comments not withstanding, I have heard it's hard to beat a ******'s hard wood (if the ****** of hardwood is, say, hickory).

Also heard it said that real men don't consider grillin' BBQin' an' that grillin' is gurly man's BBQ. Them all be grills, what's above, not REAL MAN BBQ pits. I've read that those gurly men jamboree every year up on Brokeback Mountain an' open up their festivities singin' "Don we now our gay grillin' apparel" while they all strap on their Pueblo Pink aprons.

By the way, Jay Leno referred to a news article the other night that said BBQ is bad for the prostrate. He had the same question I did. Why would you ever BBQ yer prostate?

[Tobra]

Those are all pretty cheesy looking junk.

You want a pit to be mounted on a trailer, propane is good for heating water or beans, but that is about it.

[vash]

those grills are just to distract you from the poorly cooked food.

in outdoor grilling, the food should do the speaking.

[berettafan]

i dunno, buy a nice cut of meat and you don't need to enhance the natural flavor with charcoal and smoke flavors.

that said i'd like to do a charcoal grill but i wouldn't use it NEARLY as much as i do my gas grill.

[tabs]

Originally Posted by berettafan

i dunno, buy a nice cut of meat and you don't need to enhance the natural flavor with charcoal and smoke flavors.

that said i'd like to do a charcoal grill but i wouldn't use it NEARLY as much as i do my gas grill.

EXCOMMUNICATE HIM>>>OFF WITH HIS HEAD>>>>HE "WOULDN"T USE IT NEARLY AS MUCH">>>>HOW SORRY IS THAT>>> That is the state of manhood in America today, bet he is a LIberal tooo.