Marriage Math
 

Math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and being married men, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?

But...

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no *****ing and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.* *

Is it just me, or is Kristen a WAY better deal?

You're a nutjob!!!!!!!!!! :D
Ain't a snapper in the world worth that much. He does like big boobed ugly blonds though doesn't he?

I actually posted these calculations in the Divorce thread.

Friggen engineers

If you fly it, fish with it or screw it....

LOL.

My wife was not amused..............

If it flys, floats, or f*cks: lease it

due to fair and balanced reporting




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I have a X boss who goes to Wells Nevada every other week on payday and drops $150 for 2 hours on this hooker he has been doing for 5 years. And she's pretty good looking.

Made a lot of financial sense to me till gas prices started to go up. Even now though its a break even proposition I think.

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