Official Train-Wrecks Thread

[fireant911]

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?threadid=292699

... and who can forget this gem??? The hole continued getting deeper and deeper yet he kept typing away...

[nostatic]

Originally Posted by phred68

Wasn't there one that involved Motion, a 930, and a diamond ring? Or was it just the ring?

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?t=33022

[Jim Richards]

Originally Posted by nostatic

jet focking black, baby!

Muhahahaha!

[71T Targa]

Originally Posted by nostatic

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?t=33022

Oh yeah

My girlfriend wants an engagement ring... at least 2 carats mind you.. (that's about $25-$30k).

My '74 to 930 conversion project is just SITTING in my driveway under a cover. I'm PARALYZED!

What's a guy to do? What would you do?

and then:

I should add that I already bought her a MBZ ML320 and a flower shop business.

Will the INSANITY never end???

[dd74]

Where's that 165 mph early 911 thread? That was a good-um.

[Jim Richards]

Originally Posted by dd74

Where's that 165 mph early 911 thread? That was a good-um.

That's execmalibu's contribution to internet infamy.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?t=308711

[dd74]

Yep - 37 pages of pure meltdown bliss.

[Z-man]

Alina, the 944 train wreck. This user tried again and again to log onto Pelican under many aliases, but her MO was always the same - same bad grammar, and the same offensive stuff.

This thread explains it best, I think.

Some of her ids were:

Alina16
alina944
alina944-kickas
ALINA9442
alina951
aleale944
butz
butziporsaleale944
porschem44
x3fast
fabiraning944
war944s2

I think this was the thread that started it all...

My favorite post of hers was:

Originally Posted by alina944

mr z-ma you are BIG PIECE OF ****TT , MOTHER ****KKER YOU WANT A PERSONAL ATTACT MOTHER ****KER THIS IS FOR YOU , WAHT A ASS HOLL\E YOU REA TRY TO PUNISH ME WHEN EVERYBODY ATTACT ME , LOOK MRS NINOR , why you don't warng him probably because you a a bigg gay and **** with mr NYNOR IN every reunium inthe back of the white trash 944 he owns ,
NOW IF YOU WILL LIKE TO PUNISH ME DO IT YOU A A REASON NOW MOTHER FOKKKER!!!!!!!!!!!I CLEAR ALL MY QUESTION A THIS POINT I WILL SELL THE CRAPY 944 A BUY A M3 BMW THIS WILL ROCK,,,,,,,THANKS FOR NOTHING PEDOSSO DE MIERDA , ERES TU Y TODOS IN ESTO FORUM UNOS GRANDE MORIQUENOS HIJOS DE UNOS MUY GRANDE PUTA, PUTTEN FUTTEN FORTE !!!SUSPULA LA MEA PULA, TE FARE UN CAZZO IN LORO CULO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Butz, aka Alina

She wants a 951! Ajajajaja!!

Best hp in an NA car!

K27 in a 951!

Alina's dyno disappointment

186 rwhp 944!

Alina tries to return to Rennlist!

944 equal 911 3.0

There's plenty more on Alina....
-Z-man.

[rammstein]

Oh my god- the 4x4 forum trainwreck is making the stuff here look like child's play! I am on page 10 now... it keeps getting worse!

[JeremyD]

I remember pretty vividly a guy named Todd and a Carrera that his now ex wife got upset with. Talk about a pile on.

How about the painted rotors/calipers and bearings.

Motion and the chick with the flowershop.

Jet fokkin black was a good one as well as the 165mph longhood (thanks execmalibu)

How about uncle Zak and his "model" with a tatoo of a bruise.

Seeing Snowman post was like watching monkeys build a rocket. How about slapping the cratch - ah these are funny ones now - train wrecks - oh yeah

[Amail]

There was a thread on Ferrarichat whereby a longterm member was found out to have been "embellishing" his Le Mans carreer. Can't find the thread now, the the pwnage was thick and heavy.

[berettafan]

Originally Posted by rammstein

Oh my god- the 4x4 forum trainwreck is making the stuff here look like child's play! I am on page 10 now... it keeps getting worse!

Ramm that thread went 70 some pages!!!! Just google the guy's name; it really is incredible. Even the popo were involved towards the end! There are actually websites dedicated to the guy!

[trap]

Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile

This is probably the most memorable one I've ever seen. The guy whom this thread centers around (Charlie Wenzel, a.k.a. "cdubzon40s") is probably THE single biggest knob I've ever seen or heard of on the Internet anywhere. This thread goes on, and on, and on, and on. . . but it's worth reading if you have the time. The guy gets pWn3D in the worst way and probably will never have any sort of a reputation again for the rest of his life. All over 25 bucks.

http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/showthread.php?t=399203

I've been on the Internet since Gopher was the easiest way to get around. I can't think of any case in which a person so quickly made himself so intensely hated. I didn't read the whole thing but the first 20-some pages are incredible.

What do you think that kid is doing today?

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Originally Posted by trap

I've been on the Internet since Gopher was the easiest way to get around. I can't think of any case in which a person so quickly made himself so intensely hated. I didn't read the whole thing but the first 20-some pages are incredible.

What do you think that kid is doing today?

I'm guessing still lying balled up in a corner softly sobbing and sucking his thumb, rocking back and forth in a mildly hypnotic, rhythmic and repetitious motion.

[Jims5543]

Can it be on another forum?

This was posted on a South Florida car forum, if you can stand all the man meat in the avatars its pretty funny.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=108500831

[legion]

Originally Posted by Jim Cesiro

Can it be on another forum?

This was posted on a South Florida car forum, if you can stand all the man meat in the avatars its pretty funny.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=108500831

Priceless.

[mikester]

Originally Posted by widebody911

My best one was deleted. It was a couple years ago, and involved a girl, a boob job and another Pelicanite...

yeah, that was awesome...

[sammyg2]

Wasn't there one not too long ago about a website spammer who ended up being outed as a convicted sex offender?

[allaircooled]

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?t=264860&highlight=gererator

[VaSteve]

Here was a good one:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?t=194039