OMG!!! i need a bigger house...or headphones...

[vash]

ok, for some reason or another we ended up with DVR. we are not recording car stuff, or porn...my wife recorded OPRAH!!! EEEE-EFEN-GADS!!!! i cannot escape the cackling from the TV, because my house is too small.. to add insult to injury, the episode is about, women health..mainly menopause, vagina health, and other stuff....

i need some vampire movie to cleanse.

[bell]

step one.......walk into living room....
step two........grab remote......
step three......delete said oprah from list and block channel
step four..........run..........

[kstar]

Vagina health is whole body health!

The shortest route to a man's heart is a healthy vagina, yes?

Maybe I should be careful here, keeping the thread Markus started yesterday in mind.

[bell]

it's gary and mingy

[dipso]

Whenever Oprah is on, you go straight outside and drink.

It is only fair. Eventually she will get the picture and understand.
She has her vices you have yours. If you don't have one, find one.

Whenever my wife has HGTV on I go straight outside and do yardwork, read waynes book, putz in the garage and make a drink.

She can't understand why I don't find HGTV as fascinating, since I am a contractor. I tell her, it would be about as fascinating for you to watch a show on medical device sales training.

She gets the picture.

[vash]

i swear..these hens were standing up...with one hand over there hearts, the other hand over their "lower heart" aka, haynanoonanoo..., they were told to smile,,,and concentrate on moving the smile down to their vaginas...hahahahhaha. apparently it will fill them with energy...

i just cracked a bottle of wine..

[Jim727]

How about making an announcement. Something like: "Hey! Opra's on - I think I'll go order something for the Porsche from Pelican while you're watching that."

[cantdrv55]

I say she gets to watch as much Oprah as she wants and you get to watch as much Top Gear, UFC and porn as you want. Sounds like an even trade.

You tell Jen I said this and you are a dead man.

[rusnak]

Originally Posted by bell

it's gary and mingy

and here I was going to have soft tacos for dinner - can't do that now.

[cantdrv55]

Have you ever tried fish tacos? They are great!

[dipso]

Fish tacos are great but you have to remember the adage.

If it tastes like chicken, keep on licken.
If it tastes like trout, back on out.

[rusnak]

I'm trying to disassociate "fish" and "taco" forever now.

[legion]

I despise Oprah.

I think her show borders on a religion, as she tells millions of bored women how to live their lives and how to be a "good person". Many of her guests push quasi-religious books.

[TerryBPP]

Doooode, didnt you just bring her over here from asia? If she is already watching Ofra, you are f#cked.

[vash]

Originally Posted by TerryBPP

Doooode, didnt you just bring her over here from asia? If she is already watching Ofra, you are f#cked.

not me. she grew up here. the religion post above is right on target. that lady can get half of the cackling hens in this country to drink from the kool aid bucket.

[Z-man]

Originally Posted by legion

I despise Oprah.

+1.

- She has absolutely ZERO interviewing skills. ("So Johnny, you were raped by your uncle, tortuned by the town alchonolic, started doing meth at age 5. It sounds like you had a difficult life, no?")

- She has a cult-like following. (Search on You Tube for "Cult of Oprah" and her webinars invovling some new age book)

- She thinks WAY too highly of herself.


Oprah and Martha Stewart are banned from my house. Next up to be banned:
- Tyra Banks
- That obnoxious Samantha (?) woman on the Travel Channel.
- I wanna say Rachael Ray, but the wifey has cooked some delicious meals that were inspired by Ms. Ray!

-Z-man.