Girlfriends
 

what the hell is with girlfriends?
mine.
wow. it is tough most of the time.
she is always angry, I am sick of it.
why do they make our live such hell!

It's their little way of reminding you that women are biitches.

time to move on young grasshopper

Because you teach people how to treat you. In this case you've taught yourgirlfriend that she can make your life tough and still have all the benifits of being your girlfriend. She wins, you lose. Get used to it or get a new girlfriend.

you need to sit down and weigh the pros/cons.......
i'd offer up more advice but won't in case my wifey reads this :D

Marry her, that will make everything right, Ha Ha!:D

two in the pink, one in the stink...she wont be angry anymore! actually, just dump her. she is not the only girl in town...is she?

I have married for 30 years to the same women, yes she can be a *****, and I can be a bastard. The question is, "Is she a ***** all the time"?

yes,
i sit im my back yard drinking ipa
listening to the velvet underground.
contemplating

Women are like busses, there is another one coming around the corner any minute now.

This may help

Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first:

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy. If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ... its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks ... its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet ... its male indifference. If you cry ... you're a wimp. If you don't ... you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination. If SHE asks you ... it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert. If you don't ... you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist. If you don't ... you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain. If you don't ... you're a slob. If you buy her flowers ... you're after something. If you don't ... you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself. If you don't ... you're not ambitious. If she has a headache ... she's tired. If you have a headache ... you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often ... you're oversexed. If you don't ... there must be someone else.

Why do men die first? Because they want to.

Women are like fax machines...useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

yeah mule
I think we both agree on something.
you speak the truth

You're saying it's kind of hard to kiss the lips that have been chewing on your donkey all day???

........do what wives won't. ;)

slap, slap...yeah, like that;)

I don't think any one of them has a patent on the $#%sy. Move on. Best decision I ever made.

What's she angry about?

Ha! Like a woman needs a reason to be angry? :confused:

the conversation 2 minutes in and finally at about 3:10 it culminates in the point I am trying to make...

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