i'm an evil sonofa*****
 

seriously...

Little Boris was living happy, eatin' well, sleepin' well, living la vida loca

This morning, he woke up thinking about seizing the day and what not,
thinking about all the pussy he was going to get in a few months from now...
Life... was good

He didn't protest when i got him in the travel box...
Then i drove to the vet, at 15h45...

Boris was just a little bit confused by all that, but still taking it in good cheer...

picked him up sound a sleep, at 18h00...minus his balls...

Boris is not amused, and i'm sure clasified today as the worst day of his life...

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he's still a bit groggy from it, no awake enough to get back at me in any way...


So today, for the first time in a long time, i'm drinking Scotch, in honor of Boris's Balls!!!
Sacrificed for his own good, even if he (understandably) disagrees on that subject...

Wait 'till he pee's on your stove. You'll be sorry. :cool:

well, the truth is , i'de rather have him pee on my stove, then spray my porch (or Porsche)

He's going to schit in your shoes when you don't expect it. Don't ask me how I know.

well, i deserve it...
i payed to have his balls removed.. ****ting my shoes doesn't even come close to what i did to him

You know it stunts their head growth.

poor Boris...but I understand...too many unwanted kits in this world already.

I know the feeling. I did the same to my Shihtzu. Now all he does is lick his empty lifeless sack and look at me with contempt. Probably because of the female I bought right after. I swear sometimes I can hear him whisper "Bast*rd!"

svd I would have never taken you for a cat guy. +1 for you.

the wife took dusty'shttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1220760725.jpg


He was not happy:eek:

Get him some Neuticles. Bull sized. All of the chicks'll love him.

well, not entirely true, they do keep growing, but they don't develop the masculine features, Boris will be... a ladyboy

with Bubba, i waited till he was 9 months, but i was on an appartment, he was confined, not in contact with other cats, i only went to the vet when he started taking down the wall paper, and started raping my shoes... luckely he never sprayed, that would have done the appartement in for sure..

with Boris, i have no choice, he's out allready, and the last week, his playfull fights were increasing , he tried to dominate everything...i don't know his exact age, he was lost&found, but i think he's 5, maybe 6 months... that's full puberty for a kitteh...any day he would have picked a bad fight with some of the badasses around here, and gotten his eye yanked out, or something of that sort...Even Bubba was starting to get meaner to him, because Boris just Never Backed Down...

Well now Boris the cat just matches the owner

Happy Caturday indeed...

wel Tabs, it's true, me and Boris, we'r are both good looking
the only difference is, i can go out and start chasing tail any time i want...and get some..

You on the other hand, you'll first have to pay a cosmetic surgeon to get to some form of state where one could rate it " half decent looking " and a shrink to fix your personality... either that or hire a pro...

i suppose the "hire a pro" is the cheapest and most feasible way to go for you...
i hear that there are county's near LV where they have legal whore farms...but i'm sure you know bout all that from Mother...

Should've saved them....he might need them later!

If anyone needs Scotch right now, its Boris.