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m21sniper 01-20-2009 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by gmeteer (Post 4430799)
That is the First Lady you're talking about..
Title has been changed to "Da 1st ho".

A "nice" side feature is that she's a racist too.

From her book:

Quote:
"My experiences at Princeton have made me far more aware of my 'blackness' than ever before," the future Ms. Obama wrote in her introduction.

“There was no doubt in my mind that as a member of the black community, I am obligated to this community and will utilize all of my present and future resources to benefit the black community first and foremost.”

rouxroux 01-20-2009 08:00 PM
Five......fi dolla.....

red-beard 01-20-2009 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Joeaksa (Post 4431203)
Hey guys, not to worry.

The Dems and the Obama's are going to screw you more than enough from here on out, so not to worry! Just bend over, spread your cheeks and wait, its coming!
Will I at least get dinner and a kiss first?

Hugh R 01-20-2009 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by idontknow (Post 4431100)
Wow, nice fireplace. I mean beautiful.

varmint 01-20-2009 08:45 PM
as a guy who's dated a few, terms like "brown sugar" are guaranteed to get you laughed at and denied sex for at least a day.


and why do you care about michell obama when we could have had palin?

dd74 01-20-2009 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by varmint (Post 4431405)
as a guy who's dated a few, terms like "brown sugar" are guaranteed to get you laughed at and denied sex for at least a day.
You have to have sex every day? Damn! Who are you? Dirk Diggler? :D


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Originally Posted by varmint (Post 4431405)
and why do you care about michell obama when we could have had palin?
Moods. It's all about the mood one's in. Some days you want intellectual, other days you want...well...not so intellectual...

varmint 01-21-2009 09:16 AM
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1232558096.jpg



back in school i used to confuse mean looking for smart too. you'll learn eventually.

Superman 01-21-2009 09:27 AM
Mean shmean. They all act the same when you get them lubed up. Just imagine.

vash 01-21-2009 09:40 AM
is the term brown sugar racist? i dunno, i am just asking.

varmint 01-21-2009 09:51 AM
i don't think it qualifies as racist. i think it's just a term white guys sound dumb when using.

red-beard 01-21-2009 09:55 AM
My wife is Spanish/Mexican and is brown. Can I call her brown sugar?

ruf-porsche 01-21-2009 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 4432344)
My wife is Spanish/Mexican and is brown. Can I call her brown sugar?

Only if you don't want a little sugar tonight.

LOL

red-beard 01-21-2009 10:27 AM
She puts up with "tortuga". And with me...

TheMentat 01-21-2009 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by 126coupe (Post 4430729)
Have you ever hit a really short gal?
Their face is in your chest:D
I find that their face is in a pillow no matter how tall they are!

juanbenae 01-21-2009 11:13 AM
spice of life boys! try a berry off every tree ive always thought.

red-beard 01-21-2009 11:28 AM
Just remember, some berries can kill you. Others, you just wish you were dead. But when you find the right bush, heaven! :D

rammstein 01-21-2009 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 4432530)
Just remember, some berries can kill you. Others, you just wish you were dead. But when you find the right bush, heaven! :D
Red, you are a wise man.

Rikao4 01-21-2009 11:55 AM
as she said..
honey..it's all pink on the inside..

Rika

Joeaksa 01-21-2009 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by car 311 (Post 4432506)
spice of life boys! try a berry off every tree ive always thought.
I have tried berries from lots of trees. They are not all the same and even though they are all pink on the inside, its the outside that you have to deal with in the end.

Will stick with white girls, thanks....

berettafan 01-21-2009 12:35 PM
i don't like to judge other people's tastes but that woman is freak show hideous.


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