Brown Sugar?

[m21sniper]

Originally Posted by gmeteer

That is the First Lady you're talking about..

Title has been changed to "Da 1st ho".

A "nice" side feature is that she's a racist too.

From her book:

"My experiences at Princeton have made me far more aware of my 'blackness' than ever before," the future Ms. Obama wrote in her introduction.

“There was no doubt in my mind that as a member of the black community, I am obligated to this community and will utilize all of my present and future resources to benefit the black community first and foremost.”

[rouxroux]

Five......fi dolla.....

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by Joeaksa

Hey guys, not to worry.

The Dems and the Obama's are going to screw you more than enough from here on out, so not to worry! Just bend over, spread your cheeks and wait, its coming!

Will I at least get dinner and a kiss first?

[Hugh R]

Originally Posted by idontknow

These boots?

Wow, nice fireplace. I mean beautiful.

[varmint]

as a guy who's dated a few, terms like "brown sugar" are guaranteed to get you laughed at and denied sex for at least a day.


and why do you care about michell obama when we could have had palin?

[dd74]

Originally Posted by varmint

as a guy who's dated a few, terms like "brown sugar" are guaranteed to get you laughed at and denied sex for at least a day.

You have to have sex every day? Damn! Who are you? Dirk Diggler?

Originally Posted by varmint

and why do you care about michell obama when we could have had palin?

Moods. It's all about the mood one's in. Some days you want intellectual, other days you want...well...not so intellectual...

[varmint]

back in school i used to confuse mean looking for smart too. you'll learn eventually.

[Superman]

Mean shmean. They all act the same when you get them lubed up. Just imagine.

[vash]

is the term brown sugar racist? i dunno, i am just asking.

[varmint]

i don't think it qualifies as racist. i think it's just a term white guys sound dumb when using.

[red-beard]

My wife is Spanish/Mexican and is brown. Can I call her brown sugar?

[ruf-porsche]

Originally Posted by red-beard

My wife is Spanish/Mexican and is brown. Can I call her brown sugar?

Only if you don't want a little sugar tonight.

LOL

[red-beard]

She puts up with "tortuga". And with me...

[TheMentat]

Originally Posted by 126coupe

Have you ever hit a really short gal?
Their face is in your chest

I find that their face is in a pillow no matter how tall they are!

[juanbenae]

spice of life boys! try a berry off every tree ive always thought.

[red-beard]

Just remember, some berries can kill you. Others, you just wish you were dead. But when you find the right bush, heaven!

[rammstein]

Originally Posted by red-beard

Just remember, some berries can kill you. Others, you just wish you were dead. But when you find the right bush, heaven!

Red, you are a wise man.

[Rikao4]

as she said..
honey..it's all pink on the inside..

Rika

[Joeaksa]

Originally Posted by car 311

spice of life boys! try a berry off every tree ive always thought.

I have tried berries from lots of trees. They are not all the same and even though they are all pink on the inside, its the outside that you have to deal with in the end.

Will stick with white girls, thanks....

[berettafan]

i don't like to judge other people's tastes but that woman is freak show hideous.