the MALL ninja
 

please read and enjoy read the whole thing cause it starts out kinda boring but it gets absolutely hilarious i was dieing by the end

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

I don't know why you think a bunch of '40s to early '50s divorced white male gun fanatics with CCW permits who are fond of German motorcars would find "Mall Ninja" funny.

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Okay, I apologize. NO ONE could not find that funny. Wow.

Had to wipe the tears from my eyes!!!

i like to change my vote. i am now FOR gun control. my bad.

Was this written by a few of PPOT gun crowd? Incredible similarities between the two.

I'm still married and I don't exactly have a permit as such ......

This is a really old thread, seen it many times, and it's always good for some laughs.

There are many cops that are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too tactical too.

I love driving out in the burbs and seeing a cop with some soccer mom pulled over with the whole 9 yards of 'tactical' gear strapped to his fatigue wearing person.

Sheesh.

"If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God."

That line is priceless! :D

My favorite was the part about one experiment in the army doesn't make him gay and that he has saved the heterosexual virginity of the mayors nephew

My order is in for the special wall climbing boots.....

Didja order from Amazon?

http://www.amazon.com/Ninja-High-Top-Tabi-Boot/dp/B0000C4JXX

http://www.amazon.com/Ninja-Climbing-Foot-Spikes-Set/dp/B0009X2CSG/ref=pd_sim_sg_6

Gawd that's funny stuff!

The "Mack Bolan" books I used to read in Junior High have NOTHING on "SPECOPS". Wow. Just wow.

Ha ha. I just happened to watch Mall Cop tonight before reading this thread. ROFL.

to bad there aren't any pictures

the thing is there are real security guards who have this kind of ego.

There was one at the local Target. It was hard not to laugh. Either camo pants or cargo pants, tucked into combat boots. Closely shaved head, hat pulled down towards the brow... :D

Make fun of him all you like. I appreciate the fact that someone is looking after my A-Virginity if I need to use the bathroom.

I didn't know mall security has high powered rifles or tactical golf carts

Man that was funny !!

I think you might want to re-thing "The right to bear arms", or at least duc-tape armoured plates to you body.

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