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jeffgrant 06-15-2009 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oh Haha (Post 4724193)
Yeah, but did you have to explain what a MILF was to your wives?

I had to explain it to my (now ex) Mother-in-law.

She was quite aghast for a few seconds, and then you could tell what she was thinking... which was, "I wonder if I'm a MILF".

Her son assured her she was, as ALL of his high-school friends had the hots for her.

It was then that her other son introduced her to the term GILF, as in "Don't worry Mom, you're really a GILF, not a MILF".

And the red-wine drinking just took off from there.

Good times.

VincentVega 06-15-2009 09:11 PM

http://www.b101radio.com/mornings/Im...osselin-b2.jpg

No thanks

jeffgrant 06-15-2009 09:12 PM

And no, Kate is not a MILF, unless it was done in a very angry and degrading fashion.

Just saying.

lane912 06-15-2009 09:23 PM

Not a Milf-
Breeding machine, yes

Gogar 06-15-2009 10:41 PM

Mother I Run away from As Fast As I Can Screaming And Holding My Nut Sack In Fear.

porsche4life 06-15-2009 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gogar (Post 4724442)
Mother I Run away from As Fast As I Can Screaming And Holding My Nut Sack In Fear.

Thanks, I needed the clarification.

LMAO

Gogar 06-15-2009 11:00 PM

The answer to a question no one asked, really.

lm6y 06-16-2009 06:00 AM

We all asked it in our heads, but didn't want to be "that guy".

Billbo 06-16-2009 08:40 AM

The family was on American Chopper last night. As John was looking over all the theme bikes he referred to the "Black Widow" chopper as his wife's.

jyl 06-16-2009 09:23 AM

I'd be ashamed if I watched that show or knew much at all about it.

VenezianBlau 87 06-16-2009 09:27 AM

Yeah, a MILF. I'm attracted to nice-looking, beeatchy women. Not sure I have enough manhood to bring to that particular cratch, tho. Maybe it too has been rebuilt or resurfaced...VRS.

Billbo 06-16-2009 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jyl (Post 4725141)
I'd be ashamed if I watched that show or knew much at all about it.

Ouch!

vash 06-16-2009 10:01 AM

flock of seagulls called: they want their hairstyle back.

now kate beckensail is total MILF.

NICKG 06-16-2009 10:12 AM

i'd hit it...a few times

Noney 06-16-2009 10:24 AM

Not a MILF, but maybe a WILSEN.


Woman I'd Like to See Naked

Gogar 06-16-2009 11:00 AM

Oh hell no.

I guess you've never heard the term "Turkey Gobblers."

URY914 06-16-2009 11:27 AM

Her life has been completely turned around by that show. She's had eight kids, a TV show, her teeth capped, her tummy tucked, her hair done, got a new house, got trips/vacations, and got free everything. Now her husband has left her and the world hates her. Some turn around.

JE928sx4 06-16-2009 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Racerbvd (Post 4723901)
So is she, would you do her???

after 8 kids? Only someone built like John Holmes might enjoy doing that. :D

Zeke 06-16-2009 11:55 AM

This is what this is all about????

http://www.becomehealthynow.com/arti...lin_mom_sm.jpg

Oh Haha 06-16-2009 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vash (Post 4725216)
flock of seagulls called: they want their hairstyle back.

now kate beckensail is total MILF.

I knew we thought the same.

Kate Beckinsdale is a complete MILF(if my wife gave me permission)


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