I'm Drunk
 

Hey everybody. Just got back from the bars. I am drunk. have not been this way in a while. PHBBTT

Go to bed. We don't want you slurring up the boards...

Did you walk home, take public transportation, or have a designated driver?

walked home bar around corner. nice to get out and blow off steam

Congrats!

First you said "bars"... now you're saying "bar."

Are you seeing double? :)

Please recite the alphabet for us.

double vision - makes it look like two bars.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. i ROCK

Yes, you do.

Here's a chance to rock again:

If you were driving West at 60 MPH, and 600 miles away (to the West of you on the same highway), someone was driving East at 30 MPH, how long would it take before you met?

What's that mean? Is it an expelling of something bodily?

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Met in a bar?

post a pic of the "princess" you lured back home.. or admit failure.

As of tomorrow I go on a six weeks vacation. Sober will not be an option.

married, wife pregnant, shes my princess ya damn kraut :D

And now you are hung over. :)

That was just wrong, hilarious but wrong!

Six weeks?! In the USA we call that retirement. We are pretty stupid about work.