Ask for a Dodge Nitro. I hear Joe loves them. :)

take your right hand, extend it as far in front of you as possible, now bring your hand and face together as fast as possible.......
consider that a b#$ch slap!!!!!

Say gullible for me

slap yourself hard enough and it might taste like orange.....

I may let Beth spank me but that is as far as that action goes. :)

tmi!

go lick a nurse maybe you will get lucky and she will taste like orange.

Good news the other ins co owned up and is going to pay. Note they are going to pay my ins company cause I want good parts not after market or referb.

Or it will be back to the slapping thing again. Oh wait if I am fast enough that can become a spank.
I'll let you know how it works out for me

Good deal, now if you whine enough about the paint not matching (it did before you took it in the azz) you might be able to get the whole car repainted.

you do that. we can all learn from your.............excess.

why do you think I took it to my brother to have it worked on. I know where he lives....

Sorry that was just too much fun, but seriously if the paint doesn't match keep on them

The brother is a manager at the local dealer. Last time I took a car in I found a run under the bumper I could have cared less he came unglued. I'll be fine.

very good

We missed ya D! Anything we can help with?

then again a new color might be good. how about slap me silly pink? or KMA red?

Lesbian Purple?

you guys rock.

the work BS got me down. then the whole teaching thing fell through, after i was led to believe it was a done deal. then a bunch of little 'life schit' added up, like sprinklers and a vacuum leak on the 951 and a health issue and finding that my boss was lying to me and a bunch of other crap.

anyway.... i needed a minute to sort it all out.

lick me lavender.............

anytime you need to vent here or on FB or if you want to shoot texts I'll pm an number to you.