The longest lasting ring I gave Beth was the one I leave around the tub

okay.... i am dumb.... i don't know the joke.

I am not gonna post it here. Call me.

um.... okay.... :eek: :)

Wheeeeee!!!!!!

Drove the Lotus out to the Cigar Bar... on the way back some putz in a riced out civic tried to hold me through a nice twisty section of road and ended up doing an impersonation of a Land Rover...
This freakin car is addictive!

Good plan by your son. I sent my wife roses anonymously the day before Valentines day to set up asking her out on Valentines Day. We were married that September and 38 years later, still get her roses on Valentine's Day. Even I can't forget V-Day...

Looks like 80* tomorrow. Time to hit the mountains again for another ride. Upside on this unusually warm Winter, shorts and tees all Winter! Downside, no snow = no water. Farmers in the Central Valley are already putting up signs saying "no water = no work". That's not good. Looks like a lot of the produce we grow is a taking a huge hit.

Wow what a dive. No stage the drunks can walk right up to the band. In fact the path to the bathroom is between band members.....

Huh? Tell me again why it's inappropriate to motorboat breasts at a wedding reception?

No! I'm not dancing to ABBA!

Now, the B-52s....that's totally different.

Wedding done. Now to find the fart sack.

Up early to mow the yard and finish packing.

Your Lotus exploits remind me of a trip I took in my 914.

Took back road routes across Missouri. Beautiful day fairly early in the morning and enjoying the curvy back roads immensely. Catch up to a Trans Am and hang back, in no hurry. The Trans Am starts taking the curves faster and faster. I keep up, but in a leisurely not tailgating way. Just maintain the gap enjoying the day and the drive.

After a three or four of miles of getting more and more aggressive he obviously reached his limit and almost loses it a couple of times. We come to a straight bit, he slows and waves me around. Pass and take the lead. The Trans Am stayed with me for a couple of corners, but as i cranked up the fun level he honked and dropped back not able to keep up and wise enough to not try.

Later that day a car load of teenagers tried to run me off the road, but that's a different story.

Jeff that wedding sounds stuck up and formal. No fun at all. Mortoboating ones wife is usually accepted but is frowned on by most well endowed strangers and more importantly your wife. Mooning on the dance floor is only done after 9:00 Pm.

Firm believer in pre-marital motorboating. Some cultures have some weird wedding customs.

Stijn!!
 

Yea the cultures with no well endowed women folks.

Like the one where all the womens are topless and jump up and down a bunch, the newly weds go in a hut and make out, then come out to cheers from the guests.

However, in that culture just about any occasion gets the womens jumping up and down topless.

Because they belong to the bride. And you're not the groom.

YEAH!! I got the Boxster dug out and out of the driveway. She was broadside when I hit the state road but pointing in the direction I wanted to go. I can't afford Peggy's drinking problem

Winter tires do wonders, but a lot more expensive than gas AND less expensive than bodywork.