<cough-cough> Swedish nurses <cough-cough>

Heellllooooo?!?

First one up this morning! Well, not that hard as I never went to bed. Last patient, a few minutes ago, was an hour old new born. They couldn´t find its anus..

huh?!?


Kt

The nurse routinely measures the temperature when the baby is born. In this case there was no anus to stick the thermometer into. Rare condition, but it happens. Usually not very complicated surgery.

It is situated between the legs, on the backside.
Pull left or right buttock to the side.
It's out there....

:D:D:D


P.S.(do the operation quickly, before he explodes...)



Good morning Pelicans

OK so the baby was born with no arsehole? Did you already remedy it?

What?!?


KT

This thread is useless without...... Errr, nevermind...

gives a whole new meaning to the term "i'll pull you a new as5hole!"

He, he, Stijn, good morning, you must be so proud that this thread bears your name.... :D:D:D

Ear butter, hairy leggs, anusless babies, it just keeps getting better... I wonder what's next...
Just think about all the nice things that come to mind when we hear your name... :D:D

the only thing that matters is that folks DO know my name... i just wanna be (in)famous to the point where it doesn't even matter anymore if i actually do anything at all... I wanna be like Paris Hilton...
Dumb, rich, everywhere... Seems to me i'm halfway there with this thread, and y'all are doing most of the work for me!

Morning, Stijn.

Yes, we are all here for you. Pushing your career into a pretty groovy position. You tend to change avatars frequently, perhaps its time for a Paris Hilton pic. Further boosting your image building. Let us know what you need. I think someone mentioned close ups on armpits..:D

thanks but no thanks

Again with the armpits, Markus that was sooooooooooooo yesterday. :)
Morning fellas

Assuming (...) the little guy has a sphincter to begin with. Do you have spare sphincters lying around or do you have to search for a donor??? ( one with compatible sphincter diameter, I imagine this could be difficult...):eek::eek:

maybe Livi just takes one of the spare injector O-rings he has laying around for his Carrera.

Good morning to me (since I'm the only one here...)
Get up you lazy bast*rds...


What's today's topic going to be guys???

Toe fungus.

put an axle grinder on that thing, how can you heel-n-toe your car like that !?!

Hahahaha, good one!!
I should have clarified: NOT MY TOES!!!

Imagine, feet like that must be very bad on your carpet. They do give good grip though...





(and to be very honest, I don't know how to heel-n-toe... :( )

it wears out shoes fast.

Pro Justitia : 139 in 120 corrected to 130

HAHA i'm still winning statistically !

sheesh, warn a fella will ya.
Morning ladies

Good morning, amigos!

All awake, present and accounted for this grand morning, the first day of the rest of your lives.

This thread should be renamed to something like

Postwhore Bonanza
The ultimate Postwhore thread
Postwhores R us
...

Same here, if I average my fines over the times I should have gotten one.... speeding gets a lot cheaper that way...



What did you have to pay?? 100 euros??

Stijn, its like in any other frat house. You get up in the morning, spill your coffee and greet your room mates. Same thing at boarding schools or in the military. Its simply a Good Morning/Breakfast Club thread. No need for any specific topic or issue. Quite simply...eh ehh.. a spam/postwhore thread. :D

My normal cruising speed is 160 on the clock ( speedo is optimistic, but i try not to go above it, since 160+ = drivers license gone)
It's my first ticket in over a year, so i'll gladly pay the 50 euro's. It equals to less then .05 cts per speeding violation.. that's cheap as piss :D

my last ticket was for 90mph over the speed limit. That one left a few marks.

lol, when i first had my 944S, i still lived in Rotterdam, on saturday i'de visit the family...

Kortrijk - Ieper, at 0700 in the morning... empty road, felt like doing a shakedown on the S.

250kph on the clock (probably more like 240 real), i see a car in the distance with some stuff on the roof, i figured, what the hell, and kept going... As i pass i see the blue stripe, a big ass light unit on top, Politie on teh side...

Go/Nogo >> GO goddammit.. they'll never catch me !!

They didn't, they probably weren't awake yet, and blue stripe= city cops not HW.

But all the weekend, whenever the city cops saw me drive in town (Only burgundy Porsche with dutch plates ),
they followed me to my destination... sort of like :
We know what you did, and we want you to know that we know, give is a reason to pull you over :D

The S did run like greased lightening, it's engine was strong as hell (factory replacement at 120k km's, so it was frrrrresh!)

Stijn, 160 kph=license gone? What did the sign say? 120?

In good old Sweden, license is gone 30+ max speed.

Didn't you tell them you're a member of PP????
Surely you would've gotten away with a frown and a warning... a slap on the wrist at the most...:D:D

In Belgium you loose your license when you're doing:

MAX Speed +30km/h everywhere but on highways

MAX Speed +40km/h on highways



Stijn will correct me if I'm wrong

something like that

when i worked in Brussels, about 10 years ago, i had a crappy renault megane 1.8 D... no turbo
that thing was so slow to accelerate, that i avoided slowing down as much as possible...

hence, i got tagged a lot... in those 2 years, i must have had like 6 or 7 tickets for 157 , 158, 159... after the correction that is...
i didn't need a razor in those days... i got close shaves with my car

I never had a speeding ticket in my whole life.

What does that say about me? Slow cars or a chicken driver. Or perhaps that I am never in a hurry. Getting up early in the morning with lots of time to spare. :D

a colleague of mine sorta collects speeding tickets...
Pic out of the company bi-monthly magazine.
1 year collection...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1250157749.jpg

lol, he must make to much money for his own good

No but I did tell them that I was a little upset that they stopped me, they have no idea how long it took me to get the car up that fast. (old BMW 318)

i recommend you fly me over there so i can verify proper functionality of your Carrera.

Or just trade your Porsche for my Mercedes. If you are gonna drive like an old lady, you should have an old lady's car.