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nynor 11-18-2009 02:08 PM

300 orgasms a day?
 
Woman Who Has 300 Orgasms a Day Meets Dream Man - Women's Health - FOXNews.com

"A woman with a medical condition that gives her 300 orgasms a day has found the man of her dreams after she wore out a string of boyfriends.

Michelle Thompson, who suffers from persistent sexual arousal syndrome, thought she was just too demanding for men and would never find the man of her dreams.

RELATED: Never Satisfied - The Curse of Persistent Sexual Arousal

But she has been with her neighbor Andrew Carr, 32, for the past six months and he's as keen for sexual intercourse as she is. They make love 10 times a day.

"Andrew has changed my life. I'm no longer looking for a cure for my orgasms - I've found it," Michelle told The News of the World newspaper in the U.K. "Now I have a huge grin on my face all the time, and it's not just because of the orgasms."

Women who suffer from persistent sexual arousal syndrome experience spontaneous orgasms throughout the day, which may or may not accompany sexual activity. Many women describe the condition as debilitating and embarrassing.

Michelle's rare condition means she always craves sex and can climax at any time.

She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off."

this made me laugh...

Joeaksa 11-18-2009 02:42 PM

So now both of them live on unemployment just so that they can sit home and screw?

What has the world come to... pun intended.

competentone 11-18-2009 02:53 PM

Clicking through to the links showing a picture of her, I think I understand the cause -- looks to me like it could be related to chafing.

nynor 11-18-2009 03:00 PM

chafing?

scottmandue 11-18-2009 03:08 PM

Only 300 times a day?

Slacker!

Seahawk 11-18-2009 03:15 PM

300 is the average...when she wears a pair of corduroys, four figures:cool:



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Originally Posted by competentone (Post 5019013)
Clicking through to the links showing a picture of her, I think I understand the cause -- looks to me like it could be related to chafing.


Dueller 11-18-2009 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seahawk (Post 5019066)
300 is the average...when she wears a pair of corduroys, four figures:cool:

Heaven forbid if Moses should give her a ride on his HOG:D

Looking_for_911 11-18-2009 03:40 PM

Is it just me, or does it seem that these kind of people (some may say, Weirdos) are always in the UK? And I don't mean the University of Kentucky!

onewhippedpuppy 11-18-2009 04:11 PM

Getting married should cure that problem.:D

crustychief 11-18-2009 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy (Post 5019152)
Getting married should cure that problem.:D

Wedding cake is toxic like that.

DonDavis 11-18-2009 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by competentone (Post 5019013)
Clicking through to the links showing a picture of her, I think I understand the cause -- looks to me like it could be related to chafing.

"That's a MAN, baby!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Looking_for_911 (Post 5019102)
Is it just me, or does it seem that these kind of people (some may say, Weirdos) are always in the UK? And I don't mean the University of Kentucky!

Dood, it's usually Florida, Germany or the UK.!

widebody911 11-18-2009 07:36 PM

Ug

http://resources2.news.com.au/images...-from-psas.jpg

924slover 11-18-2009 07:39 PM

i just threw up a little

URY914 11-18-2009 07:43 PM

Maybe .003 but not 300.

onewhippedpuppy 11-18-2009 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by widebody911 (Post 5019576)

I'll bet she made one hell of a biscuit. What a shame.....


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