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Originally Posted by legion (Post 5029332)

I like answering with:

"Big Gay Al's Dude Ranch." (This one is especially fun, you lead off with a strong "sales pitch" and you make it so they have to explain to you that they are not calling you for a gay tryst. It's really fun when they threaten to get their manager on the line, because then you have to explain that "group rates" are an entirely different thing...)

"Suicide hotline. I'm just here to talk. Tell me about your life." (If you play this one right, you get to ask them if their job as a telemarketer is what is making them suicidal.)

I don't care who you are that is just durn funny!!!! :D

The Big Gay Al one is TONS of fun.

If they ask: "Is Mr. Legion there?"

You can reply (in the gayest voice you can muster): "Honey, I don't discuss who my clients are and what they might be doing. I am however interested in what you would like to do. Can I set you up with a top or bottom? .....or both? I can make you a manwich.