Inside a 10yr Olds Backpack...
 

Max got a new back pack for school so he had to dump his old one. No wonder the thing was so heavy. I found 2 bottles of water, mashed breakfast bars, library books past due as well as all sorts of stuff. I also found a note for a girl but being respectful I didn't read all of it - just enought to know that it wasnlt any of my business. Now if it was my Daughters, well thats another story.

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I wonder what's under the seat of my pick-up truck? Probably looks similar.

If I clean it out, will I get better gas mileage due to the reduced weight?

Could've been MUCH worse.

At least no porn, drugs, rubbers, etc.

Sounds like he's a good kid and (thankfully) just doing "kid stuff". Count your blessings!

Yup, he is a good kid. He found a condom on the ground at the lake this summer.

"Dad, what the heck is that?"

"Thats a condom son, most likely a used condom."

"A condom? I've heard of that. Whats it used for?"

"You put it on your willy so that when you have sex you don't get the girl pregnant or catch a disease."

"Wow, what a great idea!"

"Your telling me..."

Good on you for the frank education talk, but I'm thinking the second part of the sentence may not have been entirely necessary, a bit too much detail!

Lubey, I'm deeply disturbed that there isn't a single copy of "MAD" magazine in there.

What's the world coming to????? :eek:

Or CarToons:confused: