TSA Humor
 

New airport security screening:

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I thought this was going to be that picture you emailed me the other day... I was like thats NWS


This however is much funnier and less disturbing...

I like it, I have always wanted to work for TSA

It's much better than what we have today and probably much more reliable.

You can tell its a fake video. There aren't any TSA workers as hot as her. In fact, you can't be a TSA screener unless you're a size 2 bazillion black women in a pair of stretch pants are are 2 size 2 bazillion-minus 3.

That's why I have never been able to get a job there.

Thousands Standing Around.

Yesterday was interesting. I was at Tuscon flying back to LA and there were about a dozen TSA people milling around the gate. Two of them were going around testing people's water bottles with some paper strip (looked like ph paper). Wouldn't it be easier to just make the person drink from it?

What a waste of money...

blowing some mfer's head off will indeed put them on the no-fly list...

nos-tatic: I'm not sure if some "bad' chemicals could be drunk -- the guy plans to die within hours anyway, so if he can get it down...

think about it - who is the LAST person you want mad at you?

a cute lil' hottie?

or a big angry black woman?

From an uncle-in-law who's a retired pilot; "The TSA is nothing but a jobs program"

Flying into LAX from Australia recently, there were no less than 15-20 large black women TSA agents doing absolutely nothing, except pitching attitude. BTW, I dont consider my comments racist, they are true.