Best bumper sticker you've seen

[ClayMcguill]

Visualize Whirled Peas.

My alltime favorite.

[kamikazepilot]

Ok during the last election, saw this one...

"LICK BUSH"

A slogan I can get into...

Randy

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http://www.seraphimarts.com/save_flash.html

'78 911 SC

[BlueSkyJaunte]

"I got this car for my wife. What a trade!"



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blue
'81 SC Targa

[TomV]

"I still miss my ex, but my aim is getting better"

[SteveStromberg]

If this Van is Rock'in, Dont Bother Knock'in.

[echocanyons]

My favorite is:

Thank you for not breeding

[BRAINIAC]

Norm that is too F'in funny!!!! (the grandfather one) I'm still laughing! That reminds me of a "Deep thoughts by Jack Handy".

My favorite deep thought:

"I have always hated clowns. I think it's because a clown killed my Dad....."

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Tyson Schmidt
72 911 Cabriolet
92 C-2 Cabriolet

[This message has been edited by BRAINIAC (edited 06-25-2001).]

[JayJ]

Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your an as*hole

[johnvan8]

"Mean people suck. Nice people swallow."

[howie944]

Sticker on the rear of a horse trailer below the horse's tail "Don't be what you see!" Or "If everybody drove Porsches, I'd drive a Chevy"

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Howie
79SC

[JDaniel]

I live in Vermont... home of the Civil Union Bill. So there are several homophobic bumper stickers making their way around the state..
"Mom and Dad, not Tom and Brad". or "Vermonters spread *****, they don't pack it". or
"Vermont, the Queen Mountain state".
These are usually found on the rear window of a rusty ford pickup, or a chevy caprice.
I have yet to see one on a Porsche... then again I have yet to see any bumper sticker on a Porsche (PCA emblem not included).

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Dan Tolley
1987 911 Coupe
http://www.cheaterswayside.com/911/gallery.asp?sort=0&userid=294

[Serge]

The funniest bumper sticker I ever saw was as a kid, about nine years old, someone stuck a sticker that said "Ass, Gas, or Grass, no one rides for free" on the back of......... a Rolls Royce! I don't think it was the owner.

[Yargk]

Originally posted by island911:

huh? is "bush" slang for a drug?

Anyway; on the back of a VW Vanagon or Eurovan: WHO are "THE DEAD" AND WHY ARE THEY FOLLOWING ME?

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island911 '81 SC COUPE

[This message has been edited by island911 (edited 06-25-2001).]

Bush is the current president...

Keith
79 930

BlueSkyJaunte, TomV and echocanyons:
Great contributions that made me laugh.

And the grandpa dying in his sleep while driving isn't bad either

I think I'll print this BumperSticker topic because it's so funny

[erikg]

Stop tailgaiting me, or I will flick a booger on your windshield

[Obin Robinson]

my fave is:

"Happiness is a belt-fed weapon"
and here's a fine example: http://members.tripod.com/sa93/

there's a bunch of bumper stickers here:

http://mayouspice.com/bumpstickers.html

obin

[djZuvuya]

this one is funny too>

God please save me
from your followers!

[Jamul74]

Saw this on the back of a Ricer, "My other ride is your sister"

kind of completes the class act don't you think?

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Dan S.
1974 911 Targa

[Ted Stringer]

I have one on the window of my 911 that says

"Don't let the car fool you, My treasure is in Heaven"

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Ted Stringer
nuke3@juno.com
'84 911 Targa aka pocketrocket

[David McLaughlin]

I want the ASS GAS OR GRASS, NO BODY RIDES FOR FREE. I saw that one on a van back in the 70's. I also like (for the NASCAR crowd) I'M NOT TAIL GATING, I'M DRAFTING.