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"Chicks Dig Me And Guys Want To Be Me" On MY car.
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Two that have stuck with me for some reason over the years (guess since I saw them at the peak of teen hormones)
I love snatching kisses and vica versa & There's nothing like lipstick around your dipstick
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how bout:
Amatuer Gynocologist.....Ask me about a free consoltation or I used to be indecisive.... now I'm not sure!
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MANY YEARS AGO
MANY YEARS AGO
...on rear left "Ban Abortion".................on right "BOMB HANOI"
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OUTLAW LUTEAFISK AND ONLY OUTLAW'S WILL HAVE LUTEAFISK!!!! I saw this one on a big Ford F250 4x4 PLEASE GOD!!! I WANT MY RIB BACK!!!
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Oh And Cannoners have Iron Ball's
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When in doubt EMPTY the magazine
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For the ex-wifes:
Please don't throw that old broom away, you never know when my ex-wife will need to replace her transportation. 
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On the back of a japanese import:
"if all men are created equal, where is my Porsche?"
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On my father-in-law's truck: "Custer wore arrow shirts."
Directly across from it: 'We had it made, you messed it up.'-Geronimo.
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yeah ... right!
On a TVR:
I rather push a TVR then drive a Porsche 
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BAD COP. NO DONUT.
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I see this one often in Texas.
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Not sure if you caught this at last years world series between the Yankees and Diamondbacks was a sign that said...
"It takes more than nine yanks to beat our Johnson." It wasn't on a bumper sticker, but worth repeating.
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Every Toyota my grandfather drove had "Happiness is a tight pussy" - with a cartoon cat smiling. I still remember the look I got from my High School principal the first time he let me drive his car to school.
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"Minivans- tangible evidence of evil."
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"Ralph who?" On the back of a 911: "For the last time, its pronounced 'Poursha'!" |
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I probably won't win many points....but here goes:
"Welcome to New Hampshire.....Now go home!" Chamber of Commerce 
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Lottery: a tax for people bad at math
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Seen in North Carolina (where the Confederacy is still big in many hearts) on an car with New Jersey tags:
THE NORTH WON, GET OVER IT! Michael 87 Targa |
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1977 & 1986 Porsche 911S & 951 3.2 turbo & 2.7 Tur
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