Best bumper sticker you've seen

[Jim Gerecke]

On a recent drive from Sacramento to So. Lake Tahoe via U.S. Hwy. 50, saw this on the back of a restored VW mini-bus, driven by two male late-teeners:

"No, I can't score you a lid."

[avi8torny]

DIRECTIONS ON BATHROOM CONDOM DISPENSER:

GET MOIST - INSERT SLOWLY

[RoninLB]

...awhile ago, when crossing the Canadian border with my girlfriend, we were stopped for acar search..maybe we were not married/who knows..we were told to pull over in another area..in front of us was a ratty/beat up small car with a bumper sticker..
" I Brake For Hallucinations "...go figure......................Ron

[Chuck Miller]

Awhile back driving on the freeway I came up on a very attractive women in her 30's smartly dressed, very mature and classy, driving a conservative red Japanese car with a florescent green bumper sticker that shouted...

'GET A F***ING HAIRCUT'

[thrown_hammer]

It reads "our other car is a Porsche" It's my truck and most people find it hard to belive.

[island911]

That's great, Throw'n. Now you need one for your Porsche that says "My other car is a POS P/U truck"
now *that* people would find hard to believe.

[Efrain68912]

I once saw a bumpersticker that said "Pray like a motherf--ker cause your chances are next to nothing."

I found this quite alarming, as I was less than 5 miles from Laguna Seca and on my way there.

[Jared at Pelican Parts]

Originally posted by Jim Gerecke
On a recent drive from Sacramento to So. Lake Tahoe via U.S. Hwy. 50, saw this on the back of a restored VW mini-bus, driven by two male late-teeners:

"No, I can't score you a lid."

LOL, my buddy had the same sticker on his bus!

[ebrownson]

How about this one.


"I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"


Eric
83SC

[Jared at Pelican Parts]

"Kill the unborn gay spotted whales"

"Meditation- It's not what you think"

"How's my driving- Dial 1-800 Eat ****"

"Security by Sig Sauer"

"Vandalism- Beautiful as a rock in a cop's face"

"Honk if anything falls off"

And in California there used to be the old In and Out Burger stickers that people used to cut the b and the r off off to read

"In and Out Urge"

The stickers have since been modified to read only In and Out.

There are also the Carl's Jr. "Eat Meat" stickers which I have seen modified to read

"Cat Meat"
"Eat Me"
"Beat Meat"

[cegerer]

One I'd like to see to counter the masses of "#3" stickers:

#3's Dead. Get Over It.

[Wine Red 82 911]

I think we all know one of these: ZERO to B**CH in 4.3 seconds!

[Mike Feinstein]

This one is from my Triumph years:

"All parts falling off this car are of the finest English workmanship"




So far, my vote goes for: "Hung like Einstein, smart as a horse". Reminds me of another one: "It ain't big around, but it sure is short".

[Chad Ruwe]

...saw it painted on the back of a boat at a yacht club in Green Bay...........
" My Dixie Wrecked "

[pwd72s]

Originally posted by avi8torny
DIRECTIONS ON BATHROOM CONDOM DISPENSER:

GET MOIST - INSERT SLOWLY

Written on the same dispenser in felt tip: DON'T BUY THIS GUM IT TASTES LIKE RUBBER

[Milu]

Let's not forget the classic

[zymurgist]

Originally posted by BGCarrera32
"Minivans- tangible evidence of evil."

I gave this to a friend of mine who has a minivan. She put it on the minivan a couple of years ago and it has been there ever since!

[Kurt B]

An old guy in a 356 on the freeway one time, and the license plate said "BOTHOLD"

[mikequig]

This one brightened my Monday morning this week.:

"My drinking team has a racing problem"

[Ed C.]

"Jesus Saves...passes to Moses, he shoots, he SCORES!"

"Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?"