Suspicious Packages
 

This whole business is really getting out of hand.

There is nothing suspicious about my package.

Why are you looking at my package?

What is suspicious about your package?

At my age the very idea of even calling it a package is flattering.

I'm really glad there weren't any photos in this thread. I was a bit scared of opening it.

I suspect that the most suspicious packages would be on High school sports coaches and matadors.

Something like this????

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One of my favorites

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1285787004.jpg
"We've got armadillos in our trousers.
It's really quite frightening."

One more snarky comment and I'm going to leave a plainly wrapped box by the door when I leave here today . . .

At the back door ! :eek::eek:

Checked my package... nothing suspicious going on there.

Unfortunately, it only takes one to be real:

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I remember they closed down the freeway once (hours) for a piece of plastic pipe that had fallen off a landscaping truck. :mad:

"Anything fragile, liquid or perishable?"

I got yer package right here.

plum smugglers. . .

There was a block evacuated today in Atlanta . . . for a Thermos full of water . . . left under a school bus.

Was the water .................................................. warm?

No telling . . . ambient . . . temperature was about . . . 72 degrees. I guess it depends on the effectiveness of the Thermos(r) Brand container, the initial temperature of the water and how long it was outside: Under! the bus?

I've heard small packages contain good things....