Confucius say...
 

"If you are in book store and cannot find book for which you search, you are obviously in the.....

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Too funny. How do the Chinese come up with these?

They don't.... Their naming just lends itself well to western vulgarity...

Tongue in cheek, tongue in cheek.

LOL! That's a good one. Here's one for ya...

He who farts in church sits in own pew.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!

Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.

He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

Man who sit on tack get point!

Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion

Man who stand on street corner with hands in pocket feel cocky

He who sleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger

Man who runs behind car get exhausted

man who jumps turnstile at airport going to bangcock

tongue 'n cheek, tongue 'n cheek 'n dem flat newdles wit da sawce - dem Chinee sho kin cook goood!

Better bird in hand than one over head -- he might think you bank, and leave deposit!

Man who can stretch bird in hand over head
have good chance be big porn star.

Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.

I once had a Chinese girlfriend. The sex was okay, but an hour later I'd be horny again. One night I told her I wanted to do a "69" - she looked at me funny and said "What? You want beef with brocorri?"

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Man who cook carrots & pees in same pot very unsanitary.

Man who read this whole thread waste five minutes of rife!!

I thought that was the purpose of OT. :)

I have spent six weeks in China so far this year. My wife is over there while we wait for the immigration process to grind forward..

Anyway I make it a habit to take pictures of interesting translations, etc...

This is from a menu of a restaurant on Ghost St.

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My wife says that translation it literal, i.e. go into a restaurant, and if the waiter/waitress asks you what you want, and you say something like "I'm not sure what I want" (speculating) The kitchen will make you sort of a pot luck supper..

This is from the same restaurant.

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And finally.... again my wife tells me that this is a veggie dumpling, she could not tell me what the veggie was... but the literal translation was what you see...

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She and I were both LOL at the menu in this restaurant.. BTW the food was really good and very cheap..