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Aurel 10-21-2010 10:13 AM

This is New Jersey...
 
I wonder why I bothered with a PhD when I could have been making $321,000/yr working at a toll booth for the NJ Turnpike authority like this guy. Sickening :eek:.

flatbutt 10-21-2010 10:42 AM

The GSP and TPK have been feeding troughs from day one. CC will get to them too.

M.D. Holloway 10-21-2010 10:43 AM

You got your PhD because your smart and love research - you didn;t do it for the money! Trust me, I knew very few millionaires that hold PhD's!!!

The real money is in meth labs and turning out teenage crack hos...

Aurel 10-21-2010 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LubeMaster77 (Post 5627752)
You got your PhD because your smart and love research - you didn;t do it for the money!

Yeah, that's what I keep repeating to myself.

tcar 10-21-2010 02:22 PM

Heck, his base pay is over $73K...

to man a toll booth!!!!

Aurel 10-21-2010 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by tcar (Post 5628197)
Heck, his base pay is over $73K...

to man a toll booth!!!!

OK, maybe he had a more qualified job. Maybe he was driving the snow plower ;).

sammyg2 10-21-2010 02:31 PM

Where does he go to the bathroom?

Rot 911 10-21-2010 03:00 PM

And the government wonders why we are fed up and will do anything we can to keep them from getting any of our money. Pay for your universal health care with the money that is getting pissed away by the govt.

M.D. Holloway 10-21-2010 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tcar (Post 5628197)
Heck, his base pay is over $73K...

to man a toll booth!!!!

This is the same state (and I think the only one) that has people pump your fuel - full service. I heard it is because the Mob Bosses didn't want their Mothers to have to pump their own fuel!?!

In Tejas, we have cameras that take pics and then the toll authority bills you. Pretty cost effective - but I guess in NJ it would infringe on your civil liberties?

slakjaw 10-21-2010 03:05 PM

this just pisses me off. I am gonna go have a beer or something. later.

Tobra 10-21-2010 03:21 PM

Smart guys get all the hot chicks is what you need to be sayin' to yourself.

red-beard 10-21-2010 03:24 PM

Nope. The sheepherders get the chicks...

True Story, I shared a mega-cube with another younger engineer. He was at a bar talking to a chick, doing pretty well, until they got to the part where he says he's an Engineer. She turns to the guy on the other side who says he's a sheepherder. She went home with the sheepherder.

VINMAN 10-21-2010 04:33 PM

Shush! Dont give away our secrets! Everyone will want to move here....

Laneco 10-22-2010 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by LubeMaster77 (Post 5628270)
This is the same state (and I think the only one) that has people pump your fuel - full service. I heard it is because the Mob Bosses didn't want their Mothers to have to pump their own fuel!?!

Oregon also prohibits self-serve. They allow you to pump your own fuel in a motorcycle and I've always gotten cooperation for them to "let" me pump fuel into the spyder (many ways to screw this one up). Technically, we can also pump our own diesel as the flashpoint is pretty high.

But in general, no self serve gasoline in Oregon.

angela

GH85Carrera 10-22-2010 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tcar (Post 5628197)
Heck, his base pay is over $73K...

to man a toll booth!!!!

But he is a highly trained worker. If we lower the salary we will get bad service and long lines from the unqualified replacements.

Porsche-O-Phile 10-22-2010 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 5628309)
Nope. The sheepherders get the chicks...

True Story, I shared a mega-cube with another younger engineer. He was at a bar talking to a chick, doing pretty well, until they got to the part where he says he's an Engineer. She turns to the guy on the other side who says he's a sheepherder. She went home with the sheepherder.

It's a livestock thing.

Some chicks are freaky like that.


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