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I'll go first.

"oooo, Joey you feel like a BIG reptile... Joey, stop it....Joey???"

"Get the heck outta my pool, ya damn kid!"

In-ground swimming pool: $20,000
Divorce lawyer fees: $10,000
Attorney fees to avoid jail time for jail-bait: Priceless.

The Lady of the Lake...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Seahawk, was to carry Excalibur.

That is why I am your king!







The rest:





DENIS: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis
for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate
from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Seahawk: Be quiet!
DENIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just
'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Seahawk: Shut up!
DENIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some
moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

"somebody, pull that damn drain plug!"

I am for you, James Kirk

fixed it for you

"...so I'm looking for a mirror, right?"

"Vash, why do you scream?"

"Mike...Mike...Mike! Wake Up!!!"

oh my gawd

(i scream? i thought all CAPS was screaming..i was "exclaiming")

that was good!

Good to see you once in a while.

The stor(ies)y better be good

Pull it out, I will not sink

How about:

"Vash, why do you scream and run away like a little girl?"

Get it? (sigh)

That look says one thing and one thing only: "I dunno, how much you got?"

"oops, I farted"

der! now i do. honestly, i got it on my commute home. :)