Rapture
 

I am here to offer my services to care for anybodies Porsche, or beloved vehicle if you were to be raptured. I promise to care and love them as I know you do.

do you take paypal ?

And I will gladly take on your gold and silver and any bag of hundreds. The proceeds will go to a good cause. Really!

Looks like it's happening alright.

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Craigslist ad in LA...

Are you leaving with the rapture on May 21st, 2011? I expect to be left behind when it happens, so if you aren't going to need your worldly possessions; be they money, cars, canned food, durable goods, computers etc; I would gladly take them off of your hands. Serious responses only, please. And remember, time is short! You can contact me by replying to this ad. I live in Studio City, But I'm willing to travel for any stuff you won't be needing in the after-life.

I am a very moral person and I refuse to join the gangs roaming looters that are sure to fill the streets. This way you can rest in peace knowing that your worldly crap went to a nice person who would never steal it.

Think about it. Wouldn't Jesus want you to help out the wretched? What could be more wretched than a pathetic, moral atheist spending his final days on this earth without any chance for redemption?

So let me know if I can come give your personal, worldly items a good home in the final days.

May God bless and keep you and may he take pity on my lost and empty soul!

Its going to be hott! I prefer cash. But paypal is ok before Sat am.

Oh god, I looked at the bay areas R and R, its full of these types of posts.

I had a rapture but but the doctor fixed it last summer. still can't lift anything real heavy.

Lol Targa!
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