Screw It, I'm Just Gonna Give My Threads One Star From Here On Out...
 

Someone is either fun'n wit me or has a hard-on for me - either way I'm gonna go proactive an always give myself 1 star. HA! Your move doucheface!!!

We "one star" members should be proud...I've noticed that we tend to be on the conservative side, so whoever is doing this must be a lefty piglet feeding from the public trough.

Mike,
All of your threads are "5 star" to me!!

Not sure why you guys STILL think that actual forum members are "rating" threads because they like you or don't like you.

Have you ever noticed that you can rate a thread without being logged in?

The threads all get "Rated" by spam computers every once in a while when they cruise through the site trying to post spam.

They hit middies, too.....

Stars? I never pay attention to them anyway.

I don't understand all the interest in thread ratings. Ratings aren't even on my radar. Does anyone else use the ratings to decide whether or not to read or contribute to a thread?

I get so sad when someone rates my threads at less than 5 stars. For reals, it makes me feel inadequate and I go into some kind of funk that lasts for days... sometimes I just want to end it all.

It's the wig....

I don't even read a thread unless it's a "5 star", I'm just too important!

Thank you, saves me the trouble.






The only time I ever look at stars is when posts like this pop up.

some good humor here.
seems to me this one star guy started last summer.
I know Joe and Byron got the one star treatment for no reason and it's gone on from there.

And as I remember...you got the treatment as well...

I bumped you a half a star.

I, too, think star ratings are ghey.

Ya , Byron and I got hit at the same time because I remember us chatting about what the heck was going on.

See! Thats how I feel. I comes with being a pleaser. Its no wonder I can "eat a peach for hours". You think I really enjoy going down to that musty dark place? (well maybe but thats besides the point) Its because I want to please so so so much that I would do anything to hear that faint wimper of satisfaction escape her lips, the heave of her belly and the gentle contractions...

I have to be liked! I have to be noticed! I have to be relevant!!! I have to beNOTICED....

This is a one star thread :p

Aren't gold stars good? Every one should make you happy. You are after all, special, just like everyone else.

Now, if Wayne's BBS software allowed the assigning of 1-5 turds to threads, that would be different.

Oh, yeah, I'm still not great. Thank you. :)

I don't want you pleasing me, Lubey.