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OK...she sucks at math. Bet she has other talents


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Old 03-19-2012, 07:41 AM
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She is confused with the great circle.
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Old 03-19-2012, 07:45 AM
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is it a sin to love another man's wife?
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Old 03-19-2012, 07:48 AM
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Wow.

But I'm pretty sure she's right about police officer tires.
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Old 03-19-2012, 07:50 AM
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I would be embarrassed to be married to a woman that stupid.
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Old 03-19-2012, 07:59 AM
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She better make a damn good sammich.
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I would be embarrassed to be married to a woman that stupid.
I could handle the stupid...that nasal twang of a voice would drive me up the wall.
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She better make a damn good sammich.
Or fish taco.....
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Old 03-19-2012, 08:02 AM
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Chelsea said "Ok, let's time it..." Bet it would take her the whole hour to get that part right.

If x/7 results in a remainder of 4, what's the remainder of 2x/7? (ACT prep question.)
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Old 03-19-2012, 08:08 AM
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I bet she earned her MRS degree Summa CUM LOUDLY.
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I'd have her walking and not in the car.

Hopefully she has flip flops, because tying her shoes could be a problem.
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Old 03-19-2012, 08:25 AM
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I'm kinda sad for this dude...those things you find so cute and endearing during cousrtship and honeymoon eventually drive you mad down the road.
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The video would have been better if the idiot DRIVER holding his cell phone camera to film her WHILE DRIVING AT FREEWAY SPEEDS drifted off the road then rolled the car 14 times and died in a viscous car fire, all caught on the camera after it had been thrown from the car during the first roll.

The End.
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Jim makes a really valid point. I'd hit that just for the fun of it, but it would never reach a courtship stage as far as I'm concerned. I couldn't stand that kind of interaction all the time.
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The video would have been better if the idiot DRIVER holding his cell phone camera to film her WHILE DRIVING AT FREEWAY SPEEDS drifted off the road then rolled the car 14 times and died in a viscous car fire, all caught on the camera after it had been thrown from the car during the first roll.
Viscous fires are the best!
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Old 03-19-2012, 09:29 AM
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That girl is the Ground Zero of blonde jokes...
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I dated a few dumb blonds like that. It is fun for a couple of dates. Then the overwhelming stupidity just drove me nuts.

I am married to a lady that is very smart. She must be to have picked me.
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Old 03-19-2012, 09:37 AM
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What a DB to post something like that of someone who is supposedly special to him.

I agree, she is way over thinking the whole thing. Maybe she should think about ditching him.

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Wow.
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Which is pretty fast for a human."

I am sure she is a lovely person.

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