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dafischer 06-06-2012 06:04 AM

Yo mama's so fat....
 
The comments at the bottom of the page are great.

Someone

GH85Carrera 06-06-2012 07:04 AM

Gross but funny.

Jagshund 06-06-2012 07:43 AM

Reduced to a naseauting blanket of scorched grease . . . guess the next article will announce a fund raiser for the company's local fd due to a need for new equipment.

I'm 100% certain there are heavier numbers here so get ready for a rash of grease fires.

redstrosekNic 06-06-2012 11:59 AM

I see lots of people in the Cleveland area that probably weigh more than her...

targa911S 06-06-2012 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redstrosekNic (Post 6789209)
I see lots of people in the Cleveland area that probably weigh more than her...

Browns fans?

Hawkeye's-911T 06-06-2012 12:14 PM

Yo mama's so fat....she fell into the Grand Canyon & got stuck!

lane912 06-06-2012 12:20 PM

cook 'em slow and low-

avoid the flash point temp

2porscheguy 06-06-2012 03:45 PM

...that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND da house!

sammyg2 06-06-2012 04:35 PM

She got runs in her levis.

She has smaller fat women orbiting around her.

She puts her belt on with a boomerang.

The sign in the restaurant says maximum occupancy 88, or your mama.

Joe Bob 06-06-2012 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lane912 (Post 6789258)
cook 'em slow and low-

avoid the flash point temp

Not really feasible.....they get in a 'runaway' condition when there is so much fat. They turn into their own source of energy.

I eventually had a court order to shut down one.......they had three fatty events in one month. Gassed out the whole town.

Too much money in Santa Barbara to put up with that. They moved the ovens out to Goleta.

dentist90 06-06-2012 07:07 PM

When she steps on her talking bathroom scale it says "One at a time, please..."

Flieger 06-06-2012 07:19 PM

Wow, I haven't heard these since 5th grade. http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...leys/shake.gif

WamsleyH 06-06-2012 07:35 PM

She has smaller fat women orbiting around her
http://www.nicefor.info/h.jpg

Laneco 06-07-2012 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 6790100)
Not really feasible.....they get in a 'runaway' condition when there is so much fat. They turn into their own source of energy.

I eventually had a court order to shut down one.......they had three fatty events in one month. Gassed out the whole town.

Too much money in Santa Barbara to put up with that. They moved the ovens out to Goleta.

You know, not to make fun of California (as I LOVE most of it and MOST of the people) but I'm surprised someone didn't think to capture the energy as an alternate fuel source...

Soylent green goes green.

I know, I know, I should have my butt kicked for writing that...

angela

Joe Bob 06-07-2012 07:02 AM

Not worth the devices that would run the electical generation. Would have to have a large centralized crematorium to make it work $ wise. Most zombie burners are small potatoes.

Methane collectors at landfills are cost effective sources of fuel.....

asphaltgambler 06-07-2012 07:57 AM

yo momma's so fat if someone cut her she'd bleed gravy

yo momma's so fat that she got the first McDonalds credit card

yo momma's so fat when she sits down at a restuarant the waiter asks if she wants an estimate

Rednine11 06-07-2012 08:45 AM

Yo mommas so fat, after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on the *****.

Yo mommas so fat her graduation picture was an aerial photograph

gr8fl4porsche 06-07-2012 09:10 AM

Your Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

VINMAN 06-07-2012 09:11 AM

I could just imagine the smell..:eek:


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