Oddjobbian
 

Anybody care to define this? :D

LOL!!! :) :cool:

I submit that Oddjobbian is the unique form of written English (for lack of a better word) that is perhaps best performed by its originator, the one and only Odd Job Uno. It is simultaneously informative, highly entertaining, and bombastically outrageous. It is heavily nuanced, and those nuances are only understood and appreciated by seasoned members of the Pelican OT forum.

Gosh it's hard to type while laughing!!! :)

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I think it was said best when OJU came back. and I wish I could remember who said it but "no one can sodomize the English language quite like OJU"

wow i'm now listed in websters dick-tion-ary?


i am honored. i'm speechless.


to all of you grammar/punk-tu-ation/spilling NAZI's, .................i am no longer being GRADED ON THIS!


after COUNTLESS 40 page college papers/jesuit h.s./ jesuit college/jesuits in general/biz call reports/test reports/explaining expense accounts/ a bazzillion e-mails a day/its a wonder i even want to write a sentence EVAR AGAIN!


its TRUE.................the OLDER YA GET.................the less ya give a rats azz how anyone feels about you.


and guess what.................if ya EVAR TEXT ME................you will RUE THE DAY YOU DID!


i hate my phone/i hate texts/i hate my computer. my idea of a vacation is sitting in the morning with a nice cup of coffee(light roast/whole milk) and listening to the elk bugle/the deer buck snort/the quaily birds a chirping/the blue jays a cackling/ the doves a mourning and not listening to somebody whine moan snivel about something.


because PEOPLE just aint happy unless their BEE-AATCCHING ABOUT SOMETHING!


i think we will use this new found word "ODDJOBBIAN"..........for our off road race efforts. how does "ODDJOBBIAN MOTORSPURTS " sound? or "ODDJOBBIAN OFFROAD"? or "ODDJOBBIAN'S BEER/BAIT/BULLETS EMPORIUM"?

Oddjobbian is right next to unobtainium in the "WTF does that mean?" dictionary.

But that's just a coincidence... surely?

Or, it can be defined as this:
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1350485080.jpg
Sorry but I couldn't resist.

Holy cow! Light roast? Milk? WTF? I figured you'd be snorting multiple shots of expresso while you're cleaning your arsenal every morning. Light fckin' roast? And milk? What next? Quiche? Brie? :eek:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1350485853.jpg

Wait, I can just Google Oddjobbian! :cool:

"IGNORE?" ...............how can you "IGNORE" crap i dont make up? i just repeat experiences. i dont have to EMBELLISH ANYTHING!


yep light roast and whole milk. its a health food. lubes the pipes, for the "ol morning "growler".


better yet...............the 'ol GI cup on my gaz bluet stove with folgers instant coffee crystals and GI powdered creme. mmmmmmmmmmmmm. GURRANTEED INSTANT GROWLER PIPE EVACUATION!


then i'm light on my feet/ready to NINJA THE LIVING SNOT OUT OF MY BULL ELK!


early to bed/early to rise, keeps a man healthy/wealthy/and WISE!



hmmm i like the sound of "ODDJOBBIAN MOTORWERKS" also. that has a better ring to it than say........."peyote motors".

Gonna be an interesting week...

wow...............a NEWLY MINTED NAME/OCCUPATION/LIFESTYLE!



the "ODDJOBBIAN INSTITUTIO OF TECHNOLOGY" now that has a ring to it.


when do i get my late night talk show with chelsea handler?

I should mention that I meant no disrespect with my question and it is all in good fun

quite simply, IT'S THE ODDJOBBIAN WAY-

Instant Growler.
Oddjobbian?

awesome.......and you aren't so hated on Pelican.

I just added " growler " to my vocabulary . You guys rip me up. . Oddjob, if you are ever in the area, beers are on me.
I've got a neighbor with a fence that I need some help with. What color paint did you use on that again?

Juan......................!!!!

wow you're now listed in websters dick-tion-ary?


You should be honored...............speechless..........ASK ME HOW I KNOW!!!!


Truth be told, there is no one that frequents this place that makes me smile (and learn...the OJU has some tidy equipment) more than the Jesuits GRAMMAR NIJJJAAA.

Simple.

I have neighbour issues as well, OJU.
Beers on me if you get up to Vancouver.

Do not understand you guys... when you live nearby to OJI, he is very easy to understand! :)