And yet you took the time to post. Multiple times!!! :)

LOL...sorry folks. Been a bit busy. And Sid...no buxom blondes. ' not a big breast & blonde kinda guy. But I do have a life away from this forum and as fate would have it I've been in 2 different jaihouses this weekend for other reasons. Got a few new clients as a result of St. Paddy's day weekend festivities.

Everything posted thus far is just prologue. And I don't mean to drag it out. For those of you equating DEBAUCHERY with sexual exploits, I'm afraid you will be disappointed if you're waiting for my personal experiences in that arena while in lockup. I will say though I wasn't a participant in such debauchery, I did witness such drama up close (but thankfully not personal) during my time there.

I'll try to wrap the events of the next few days of this misadventure when I get free this evening.

I'll check back in a week or two........

Bummer. This is worse than waiting for the next episode of the original Dallas back in the day..

At least tell us what kind of cookies they gave you... :)

We want the most vicious criminals...

Rustlers, murderers, cut throats, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh-t-kickers, lawyers, and Methodists!

- Hedy Lamarr

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That's Hedley.

Hey, he drew me in with the promise of a salacious N.O. story and now I want to hear it. :)

Beat me to it.

Still the funniest movie ever.

I'm wondering if Dueller was assigned to the "Group W" bench in lockup......

Had some wild nights in NO as a student at LSU....... good times, a few near misses, and occasions of less than full memory.

One night at a place called "The Dungeon"............

I keep getting this scene in my head reading this thread.
Alice's Restaurant Group W Bench - YouTube

Hahaha!!!

.....and......?

Vile Gossip.

And precious little at that.

Dueller is MIA.
That's either very very good or very bad.

May have to give Duellers elevated place here some rethinking if he will allow some alleged life away from the forum to interfere with telling a good story here.

OTOH they say you cant rush art. He may be working on some more well crafted lines to share. He does have a way with the keyboard, you've got to admit.

The group W clip cracked me up. I make group W bench references occasionally, often to blank looks. Guess the movie didn't make the same impact on everyone.

Cheers Richard

Mother rapers, father stabbers. Father rapers!

Wonder if there were any 8x10 color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against....uh....Dueller?

He must have been put in solitary and has no Internet anymore.

Dueller? Dueller? Dueller?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Sa8rbxN_wN...ller_stein.jpg

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