Danger! Start preparing now!
 

Remember the asteroid that recently missed us by 17,000 miles? It's coming back! This next time it's going to hit!
Read all about it here...

Bad news: The asteroid that just missed Earth is coming back. And... by Andrew Malcolm - Investors.com

I'll be 124 when it happens. I think I'll not worry about it.

Got an urgent phone call yesterday from my uncle in New York City. A friend of his said an asteroid is going to hit NYC in two weeks. He wanted me to confirm this. So I looked on the Pelican OT forum and there was no mention of it, so I told him it's not true and not to worry about it.

If it ain't on the OT forum, it ain't true. :p

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investors.com yeah, thats not biased or anything..

Fake, according to my cousin that works at Goldstone.

Keep it in PARF..

Danger! Start preparing now!
 

Better get underground, bunker boys! :p

Please!!!

We'll call you when it's safe to come out...


;)

It's still not safe!

O nooz! Wha whi we dooz?

OhmyGodohmyGodohmyGod!

:rolleyes:

Was that lifted from the local middle school newspaper? What a piss-poor bit of writing.

If I'm still around in 2046 I'm sure I won't give a rats azz!

Good luck, kids! :D

How much layers of tin foil are required to stop an asteroid?

"Details at eleven, only on FOX news."

we don't get Fox here!!! I'm dooooooomed

S'okay. The columnist said you've got 67 years. Plenty of time to get enough tinfoil.

We all have to die from something ! If i'm still alive in 2080, i'll be 115 years old and ready to finally call it quits.