Nasty doctors...
 

or should I say nazi doctor. Went to the urologist the other day for the 6 monthly checkup. On being allowed in to his office by him there is a series of two doors which have a sign saying please close the door.

After going into his office and closing the first door I politely say "how are you doing doctor?" His response is "obviously a lot better than you because you can't read the sign that says close the door". I respond with a weak "nobody is perfect".

I figured I would not come back with too snappy a response as finding an available urologist when you need one is like winning a lottery(we have a public health system and private one here). I chose the public one. I have chosen in the past to lecture my
sleep doctor because he was really late for his appointment in the morning. Perhaps he was practicing what he preaches - getting a good night's sleep.

Got any snappy responses for my pita doctor? :D

Just because you're a urologist doesn't mean you have to be a DICK!

I can only think of two proper responses.
One would be "good by ass hole".
The other would be a suggestion that he attempt self-reproduction.

I like that one!

The Dr. may well have a hand on sensitive equipment of your so to speak. Don't make him too mad. He can hurt you.

"Does that piss you off?"

Rather penile response.

I want to leave but urine my way.

mind your pee's and Q's.

A nasty doctor would have done a prostate exam with both of his hands on your shoulders.

I'd have gone over to the door and kicked it closed. But, I don't have to accept whatever doctor the system gives me.

"I knew I should have chosen private care"
(Sounds like the future for healthcare in the USA :( )

A really nasty doctor would be a gay one using the one eyed snake. :eek:

Don't want to be sister Mary sunshine here...

But I have noticed my doctor can be very pleasant sometimes and a little testy at other times.

Just as the person ringing up my groceries can be sweet or grumpy.

You never know where a person is coming from... maybe you doctor just had a big hairy fight with the office staff or a patient or his wife, or ,or, or...

"Now that is funny right there I don't care who you are..."

I left the door open because you smell like a prostate exam glove.

"I would but your door handle was wet..."

as he set the tone..

what's a matter..
somebody popoo on your new glove..

but.. if you want to treat me like I'm 3..
watch this..
piss on his exam table..

Er & trauma Surgeons I give a pass..
don't have time to make nice..
all the others..
just like you and me..

I choose mine carefully..

If I needed help that day, I wouldn't have a snappy comeback, but when the appointment is over, I would ask him how to request a different urologist. That would piss him off, and deservedly so. There has to be a way for you to get a different urologist... perhaps the nurses have a form you can fill out?

Someday, someone is going to destroy those signs. :)

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Wassamatter, you don't trust the IRS?

"Your expectations are a little high for an eye doctor." "What's with the stool sample?"

I wouldn't give that jerk my continued business if I didn't have to.