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Edward Smith, Man Who Has Had Sex With 999 Cars, Ready To Commit To VW Beetle (VIDEO)

Old 10-15-2013, 08:31 AM
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I have had sex IN the car but I had a human companion. An I can testify a 914 takes a lot of effort and a limber girlfriend.
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I have had sex IN the car but I had a human companion. An I can testify a 914 takes a lot of effort and a limber girlfriend.
Or short legs....
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Exactly where does appendage "A" enter slot "B" ?
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That's what I was wondering....
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I'm wondering who might be the individuals now owning one of these car? yikes

.... and WTF - some quality reporting these days from Huffington Post. Guessing this crap will be on CNN as well.
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Exactly where does appendage "A" enter slot "B" ?
Intake?

Unless he is Lubemaster77. Then it is the tailpipe!!!
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Intake?

Unless he is Lubemaster77. Then it is the tailpipe!!!
LOL - ah OK, I'm coming out.... just look how inviting this grill is
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There is a really good joke about a banana in a tailpipe, but I just don't have it... Too tired right now. Someone else had to take this one.
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I saw a documentary about that mechaphile, when the tv crew woke up the next morning they found "stains" on their truck so im not sure he is realy ready commit to that vw bug?

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