YOUR holloween costume

[Rusty Heap]

Share photos of YOUR Halloween costume as adults. We Don't want to see the little 6 year old kid dressed as Barney the Dinosaur or a princess. Adult Costumes.


It's always fun to see what the women wear, letting their inner sluttydemon out.



Me? Guess I'm an executioner, where a noose severed head getting carried in a coal bucket in one "hand" and the other arm is dragging some machetes down the road will make a great grindy scary sound like Freddy Kruggers' knife fingers...



But wait, those aren't my arms!!!

I used some aluminum tubing going through the sleeves which rests on my neck, and I will hide my arms/hands inside the coveralls (which have a double zip front zipper, so by the beltline it can still be partial opened even while zipped up)

While talking to cute little Sarah and Bonnie, I'm going to spring my hands/arms from inside fast, to shock them in surprise, just to scare the kids while walking through a neighborhood. he heh heh.


Hope to get some good video GoPro footage of Little Johnny in full peehispantsOhCrap frightened huge bug-eye mode.

[Jim Richards]

I think I might go as middle management.

[Burnin' oil]

I'll start off in a tired, grumpy guy costume, then segue into mellow dude, quickly followed by drunk man and then culminate in my favorite costume, passed-out on the couch geezer.

[sammyg2]

Here ya go.











what? you DIDN'T want to see kids wearing barney the dinosaur costume?
Shoulda said sumthing.

[sammyg2]

My costume: old balding beer gut guy getting home at 7 after 13 hour day, passing out candy to all the bussed in kids who don't habla until around 9, then fall asleep on the couch watching sports center after the pitiful thursday night football game.

da da da ....da da da!

[Rusty Heap]

From last year,

At the witching hour is when all the adult fun starts up with the naughty blonde cop and other pole dancers...

[targa911S]

Originally Posted by Jim Richards

I think I might go as middle management.

The invisible man?

[Shaun @ Tru6]

Originally Posted by Jim Richards

I think I might go as middle management.

what does an unemployed costume look like?

[ckelly78z]

Originally Posted by Shaun 84 Targa

what does an unemployed costume look like?

I would say a 5 day growth of beard, a dirty sweatshirt with food stains on it, whitey tighteys with no pants, white socks with black sandals and a backwards ball cap.

Don't forget the turkey leg in one hand, and the Schlitz malt liquer in the other.

[Lothar]

[masraum]

Wouldn't this be better if it was a "pictures of hot slutty adult women" thread? It seems like we usually have one of those this time of year.

[craigster59]

Pics are on my other computer, but I went as Bob Wiley. Essentially like the picture, but without the life preserver and I had Goldfish crackers in the jar around my neck (they went great with beer).